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The Last White Castle: guttenburg stars as an army colonel who battles against an overzealous prison warden who wishes to stop him getting the last square burger
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Money Saving Private Ryan.
The tale of a squaddie (Steve Guttenberg,OBE) who hates the army so opens a bank account to collect enough cash to buy himself out.
A clockwork chocolate orange.
Steve Guttenburg stars as a man who's hired by a shady character known only as Terry,to make Dawn French fatter!
Some Like it Hot chocolate.
The story of a poor bald,black guy in the 1970's with a dream to create a drink that the whole world will love.
Scarface Ribery.
Inside (big) Job.
Documentary about the digestive process.
The tale of a squaddie (Steve Guttenberg,OBE) who hates the army so opens a bank account to collect enough cash to buy himself out.
A clockwork chocolate orange.
Steve Guttenburg stars as a man who's hired by a shady character known only as Terry,to make Dawn French fatter!
Some Like it Hot chocolate.
The story of a poor bald,black guy in the 1970's with a dream to create a drink that the whole world will love.
Scarface Ribery.
Inside (big) Job.
Documentary about the digestive process.
Lilo & Stitch That
Bizarre children's film in which a young Hawaiian girl befriends a violent, monosyllabic drunken kilt and vest wearing ginger Scotsman (Steve Guttenberg channeling the spirit of Russ Abboy quite brilliantly) as they get up to japes and scrapes on the island of Kauai.
Bizarre children's film in which a young Hawaiian girl befriends a violent, monosyllabic drunken kilt and vest wearing ginger Scotsman (Steve Guttenberg channeling the spirit of Russ Abboy quite brilliantly) as they get up to japes and scrapes on the island of Kauai.
jjarra_mackem
Winger
Good Friday The 13th
Guttenburg stars as the resurected Jesus Christ who must battle an also recently resurected Jason Voorhies
Guttenburg stars as the resurected Jesus Christ who must battle an also recently resurected Jason Voorhies
the dot cotton club..
steve guttenberg plays the down trodden launderette attendant " ooh I say " in this cockney knees up
steve guttenberg plays the down trodden launderette attendant " ooh I say " in this cockney knees up
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The Long Good Friday session
Bob Hoskins stars as a man who tells his wife he's going out for a "quick half" and comes home at 7am absolutely bladdered.
Bob Hoskins stars as a man who tells his wife he's going out for a "quick half" and comes home at 7am absolutely bladdered.
SedgefieldMackem
Striker
Paedophile Gangs of New York
Steve Guttenberg stars as Bill the Butcher, the head of a vicious and predatory peadophile gang in New York, set sometime before being Irish was allowed.
Steve Guttenberg stars as Bill the Butcher, the head of a vicious and predatory peadophile gang in New York, set sometime before being Irish was allowed.
Citizen Keane (2008)
Following the resignation of a premiership manager, news reporter (Steve Guttenberg) scrambles to discover the meaning of his final text message
Following the resignation of a premiership manager, news reporter (Steve Guttenberg) scrambles to discover the meaning of his final text message
SedgefieldMackem
Striker
Moon Walk the Line
Steve Guttenberg stars as Michael Jackson and Danny Dyer plays Johnny Cash in this chronicle of the little known and wildly unsuccessful efforts of the two to collaborate on an album.
Steve Guttenberg stars as Michael Jackson and Danny Dyer plays Johnny Cash in this chronicle of the little known and wildly unsuccessful efforts of the two to collaborate on an album.
King Kareoke
Striker
Murder on the Leyton Orient Express
Albert Finney stars as a football hooligan out for revenge
Albert Finney stars as a football hooligan out for revenge
Keawyeds
Striker
You've been beaten to it on this one I'm afraid!
King Kareoke
Striker
Took me ages to think of it and should have known better
King Kareoke
Striker
Swingin in the Rain
Gene Kelly in soft porn romp
Gene Kelly in soft porn romp
AlpineExile
Striker
Mississippi Arse Burning
Documentary on Steve Guttenberg learning to cook cajun cuisine. The film takes its name from the scene following Steve accidentally adding an entire bottle of hot sauce to his first jambalaya.
Documentary on Steve Guttenberg learning to cook cajun cuisine. The film takes its name from the scene following Steve accidentally adding an entire bottle of hot sauce to his first jambalaya.
SedgefieldMackem
Striker
Danny Dyer, the Champion of the World
Danny Dyer stars as himself in this self-produced, self-funded, ill-advised biopic. Directed by Steve Guttenberg.
Danny Dyer stars as himself in this self-produced, self-funded, ill-advised biopic. Directed by Steve Guttenberg.
HillView Aviator
Striker
Not Coming to America
Set in the heart of Darkest Africa, Steve Guttenberg plays an Albino African Prince who is due to go to the USA to meet his true love, but cannot be arsed cos all the local blart seem very keen to suck him off on a pretty regular basis.
Set in the heart of Darkest Africa, Steve Guttenberg plays an Albino African Prince who is due to go to the USA to meet his true love, but cannot be arsed cos all the local blart seem very keen to suck him off on a pretty regular basis.
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