AUDI DRIVERS

[Market Where?]

Take it you don't drive any of these

Funnily enough I have to make a choice shortly between an Audi, Beemer or Merc!
Might take the money and buy a Jag.

 

[SR5 1SU]

I'm not a slow driver by any means but sometimes find myself being tailgated.

Is it a natural reaction to feel angry and step on the brakes as a response?

 

[rokerman]

Look at me the greatest driver ever.

 

[Buzzcock]

Funnily enough I have to make a choice shortly between an Audi, Beemer or Merc!
Might take the money and buy a Jag.

It'll save you the hassle of invading Poland like !

 

[Fred Secrets]

Without any shadow of a doubt the biggest arse-hole drivers on the roads.I place them ahead of BMW drivers by a country mile.Have been tailgated twice in recent days ...yes...you ve guessed it they were both driving high powered Audi motors.They are a law to themselves.

What a narrow minded way of thinking.

That's like saying all women are thick.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

All Audi cars should have a designated speed restriction on them.

I don't drive an Audi, but my car is software limited to 155mph. Unless I pull a fuse.

 

[Market Where?]

What a narrow minded way of thinking.

That's like saying all women are thick.

So you agree with him?

 

[j.w]

Funnily enough I have to make a choice shortly between an Audi, Beemer or Merc!
Might take the money and buy a Jag.

Fuck it man get a Beemer

The amount of arseholes that get in my way is unreal, doesn't matter what you drive

 

[Tees Exile]

I agree that a high proportion of Audi drivers are complete bulbs. However, BMW and Mercedes drivers are not so far behind in the Bell stakes.

 

[Fred Secrets]

So you agree with him?

What would give you that idea?

 

[j.w]

I don't drive an Audi, but my car is software limited to 155mph. Unless I pull a fuse.

Is it that easy?

Just googled and mine would do 160mph so not much point

 

[Market Where?]

Fuck it man get a Beemer

The amount of arseholes that get in my way is unreal, doesn't matter what you drive

I am actually leaning towards the Merc. Biggest estate - as we are well placed here to take touring holidays around Europe. Plus I will get free fuel - is there a way to drive to Orlando?

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

Is it that easy?

Just googled and mine would do 160mph so not much point

Yes, it's that easy. Then just plug an ODB2 tool and watch that clock go up.

 

[c032745y]

Jukes, BMW 1's & Vulva's seem to be driven by tits...

 

[Market Where?]

Are Audi drivers arseholes or are people paying greater attention to people who drive Audis in the hopes that they display arseholish behaviour?

What behaviours are we considering arseholish here folks?

Not indicating is one for me. How very f***ing dare you not indicate you absolute f***ing balloon.

Tailgating, cutting in queues (my pet hate), not indicating, pulling out in front of you, driving while on the phone - how's that for a start?

 

[monkeytassle]

I'm not a slow driver by any means but sometimes find myself being tailgated.

Is it a natural reaction to feel angry and step on the brakes as a response?

No its f***ing retarded

 

[Buzzcock]

Jukes, BMW 1's & Vulva's seem to be driven by tits...

Jukes are urban assault vehicles !

 

[Sneech]

Yes, it's that easy. Then just plug an ODB2 tool and watch that clock go up.

An instant pimp up, I like it.

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[super-niall]

Drive defensively and nobody will tailgate you.

 

[Zig81]

Tailgating, cutting in queues (my pet hate), not indicating, pulling out in front of you, driving while on the phone - how's that for a start?

I always see Ranger Rover drivers on their phones, surely they will have Bluetooth in them!