Dusseldorf Christmas Market

[Tommasi]

Anyone been? Wife (no) wants to go to a Christmas market abroad and that seems to be the best for flights as we want to fly direct from Newcastle.

Any other recommendations? Cheers

By the way we'll be taking a 6 month old bairn too!

 

[Frijj]

It's August mate.

f***ing. August.

 

[johnna]

It's August mate.

f***ing. August.

 

[Tommasi]

It's August mate.

f***ing. August.

Try telling your wife that she's not gan on holiday this year after she's just given birth. Let her have something to look forward to eh?

 

[Parkmaverick]

Jets are doing a flight to Munich at xmas for the market.

 

[Frijj]

Try telling your wife that she's not gan on holiday this year after she's just given birth. Let her have something to look forward to eh?

Ah, soz.

Just from three years of working in shops it narks me something rotten seeing Christmas displays being delivered in August and going up in September!

 

[Tommasi]

Ah, soz.

Just from three years of working in shops it narks me something rotten seeing Christmas displays being delivered in August and going up in September!

It's alreet, me sister has started her Christmas shopping already, f***ing madness!

@Lambchops you know anywhere good mate?

 

[Lambchops]

It's alreet, me sister has started her Christmas shopping already, f***ing madness!

@Lambchops you know anywhere good mate?

Vienna mate, best one in this part of the world.

 

[Frijj]

It's alreet, me sister has started her Christmas shopping already, f***ing madness!

@Lambchops you know anywhere good mate?

Lasses are mental. I'm a proper bloke and start my Christmas shopping about 3pm on the 24th.

If I ever have kids I'm going to tell them Christmas is the 27th until they're old enough to understand it so I can buy them items on sale on Boxing Day.

Vienna mate, best one in this part of the world.

Their Christmas market is so good Ultravox even wrote a song about it.

 

[Lambchops]

Lasses are mental. I'm a proper bloke and start my Christmas shopping about 3pm on the 24th.

If I ever have kids I'm going to tell them Christmas is the 27th until they're old enough to understand it so I can buy them items on sale on Boxing Day.

you should be at the match on boxing day you tit

 

[Frijj]

you should be at the match on boxing day you tit

I'll send my hypothetical wife to go buy the hypothetical presents for my hypothetical children then.

 

[dirty bristow]

I am a proper bloke too. Fair enough I iron, clean, wash and I cannot go to the match on Sunday, but I am a man's man me. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Lambchops]

I'll send my hypothetical wife to go buy the hypothetical presents for my hypothetical children then.

just forget it mate, you need to have sex to impregnate a boiler

 

[monkeytassle]

I'll send my hypothetical wife to go buy the hypothetical presents for my hypothetical children then.

loosely translates as sit in the dark having a cry-wank.

 

[Frijj]

just forget it mate, you need to have sex to impregnate a boiler

I forgot about that. Count me out!

loosely translates as sit in the dark having a cry-wank.

I wouldn't sit in the dark, sobbing whilst I wank.

I'd at least have the light on.

 

[TheWanderer]

Birmingham Christmas Market is canny. Like being abroad with all the foreigners and saves on the flight costs.

 

[obrienobrien]

never been....but a woman I used to work with has been a few times...fecking loved it....

 

[Tommasi]

Vienna mate, best one in this part of the world.

Reet, don't think they fly direct-I'll have a look like-cheers!

 

[Longy]

Lasses are mental. I'm a proper bloke and start my Christmas shopping about 3pm on the 24th.

If I ever have kids I'm going to tell them Christmas is the 27th until they're old enough to understand it so I can buy them items on sale on Boxing Day.



Their Christmas market is so good Ultravox even wrote a song about it.

A proper bloke is in the pub at 3 o'clock on Christmas Eve. Woman.

 

[Jonty]

Birmingham Christmas Market is canny. Like being abroad with all the foreigners and saves on the flight costs.

I think it was a European City Christmas market experience not f***ing Karachi