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The pub quiz I'm off to gives biscuits to the 'best' joke (they're always shite). Go on Smb, I know you're full of shite jokes :cool:
 


How do you make a gay fuck a woman?

shit in her ****
 
Wait, is it absolutely imperative these jokes be offensive, or just encouraged?
 
What kind of trees do elephants like best to hide in?





Cherry trees.

Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
 
The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they vote for independence.

I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know
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I saw a hot girl down the pub, so naturally I walked up and slapped her on the arse.

"Sorry," she said, "I only go for guys who'll treat me like a princess."

So I stuck her in the back of my Mercedes and drove into a tunnel wall
 
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