Giddup Sausage!
Striker
Horrible specimen. Shits herself all the time, takes a pisses in the sink even when it's full of washing up, spits in faces, pisses herself, pukes all owwa, starts fights, has to be carried out of clubs everytime she goes, and fuck knows what else (as well as f***ing some lad on tv when she has a bloke, countless times).
So aye, wad. But taxi would be pre-booked!
So aye, wad. But taxi would be pre-booked!