God to see a local lass doing well

[Occam's Razor]

Central heating?

He’s got a point mind. France 1789, Russia 1917, Cuba 1952 - the one common feature was the people’s lack of access to affordable combi boiler systems.

 

[si73]

Central heating?

Cold, hungry, bored people ferment revolution. Entertained, full, warm ones don't

 

[tunstall birdman]

Cold, hungry, bored people ferment revolution. Entertained, full, warm ones don't

Someone mentioned something similar on the Illuminati thread that they are using shite entertainment tv to make the masses passive.

 

[El Matador]

When typing her name into google the third suggestion that comes up on google is fanny

You do understand that the Google results you get are customised to your previous searches Jim...don't you ?

 

[Struts]

Buckin her must be like whippin yer knob into a badly made Cheese toastie.

 

[wigwams]

Seen more japs-eyes than a Nissan wingmirror.

Been cocked more times than a farmers shotgun.

 

[Ras Kassiano]

like a rat catcher's mallet.

 

[The Fullwell Step]

Buckin her must be like whippin yer knob into a badly made Cheese toastie.

Love owt like that me.

 

[gocatss]

Think of the noise she would mack

 

[Prefab]

Think of the noise she would mack

None if the Rohypnol works as advertised.

 

[Boris Bear]

None if the Rohypnol works as advertised.

"Does this hankie smell like chloroform to you love?"

 

[---Nemo---]

"Does this hankie smell like chloroform to you love?"

 

[Giddup Sausage!]

Worst thing about her is she is false as fuck. Not in a false tits, lips way either. She pretends and acts like she is really f***ing thick as fuck to get the attention and fame, it's mostly all an act (tho she is a bit dense). Saying all that, it works and as thick as she pretends to be there are actual thick people who buy it and think she is great.

 

[Kauto Star]

Worst thing about her is she is false as fuck. Not in a false tits, lips way either. She pretends and acts like she is really f***ing thick as fuck to get the attention and fame, it's mostly all an act (tho she is a bit dense). Saying all that, it works and as thick as she pretends to be there are actual thick people who buy it and think she is great.

Totally mate, the whole thing will be an act and people love it. I bet the lass has probably made close to £1m from her various shows etc.

I'm sure I've seen somewhere that a member of Geordie Shore charges £10k for a two hour nightclub appearence

 

[Ras Kassiano]

I bet he's bursting with pride.

and i bet she's bursting with protein

 

[pweller]

They should do one where she hides somewhere and Bear Grylls and Ray Mears have a competition to see who can track her down and skin her first.

I'd watch it.

 

[ScubaD1ver69er]

They should do one where she hides somewhere and Bear Grylls and Ray Mears have a competition to see who can track her down and skin her first.

I'd watch it.

id rather watch them double team her creampies all over

 

[Aardfark]

famous for being a slag... I bet her parents are proud

 

[GTG]

famous for being a slag... I bet her parents are proud

A bit unfortunate that the link shows up as "... hore-girl-s-new-show-set-for-launch"

 

[girojim]

famous for being a slag... I bet her parents are proud

TBH mate they probably are. Her ma is anyway.

It seems with a large section of people being famous = being succesful. No matter what it is you are famous for.