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Had to get tooth out 3 weeks ago and the useless fucker snapped my tooth in half while he was pulling it out, had to get the rest surgically removed, took about 4 hours, was living on codeine for about a week afterwards
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Any stories about treatment to your teeth? Are they in good condition? Any amusing or interesting anecdotes about the state of your gnashers?
Ol Toenails here has eaten far too many smerkin hot curries there mate, the pure capsicum in me favourite geet hot n spicy phalls has eroded the enamel to the extent that I've only got tiny brown stumps for teeth. Me and the dentist were having a conversation today mate, placca dentures could be on that there horizon.
You must be a proper puff... If you were a geet hard as owt blerk's blerk, you would be downing pint after pint after pint after pint after pint after pint after pint instead of fannying with chocolate. Smerkin tabs and gannin down on wor lass has been good enough for blerks' teeth for years, nee chance of catching proper blerks with chocolate man.My teeth are all fine, but bit into a bar of chocolate a couple year ago and the top half of one of my molars snapped completely off showing the nerve, whenever I touched it even slightly with the tip of my tongue my whole jaw shot up in horrible pain, went to get it taken out, and it took 7 injections and 45 minutes for then to pull it out.. Was f***ing horrible
Well thats horseshite. It was your lasses pubes keep getting stuck between that knacked his teeth in the first placeYou must be a proper puff... If you were a geet hard as owt blerk's blerk, you would be downing pint after pint after pint after pint after pint after pint after pint instead of fannying with chocolate. Smerkin tabs and gannin down on wor lass has been good enough for blerks' teeth for years, nee chance of catching proper blerks with chocolate man.
Aye mate, after I ate the chocolate, it hurt a bit obviously but then I thought, what the fuck am I doing? I'm an SMB'er, fuck this al get down the club, be a proper fuckin blerks blerk and smash some ale down me schnek (PROPER ALE) like a f***ing blerk.. Bucked the barmaid anarl whilst downing my proper blerks aleYou must be a proper puff... If you were a geet hard as owt blerk's blerk, you would be downing pint after pint after pint after pint after pint after pint after pint instead of fannying with chocolate. Smerkin tabs and gannin down on wor lass has been good enough for blerks' teeth for years, nee chance of catching proper blerks with chocolate man.
One thing I'm absolutely petrified of & I mean genuinely petrifiedAny stories about treatment to your teeth? Are they in good condition? Any amusing or interesting anecdotes about the state of your gnashers?
Ol Toenails here has eaten far too many smerkin hot curries there mate, the pure capsicum in me favourite geet hot n spicy phalls has eroded the enamel to the extent that I've only got tiny brown stumps for teeth. Me and the dentist were having a conversation today mate, placca dentures could be on that there horizon.
Ok, so went today for my check up before getting carved open with a rusty saw. Now, I don't mind needles, and really do enjoy getting tattooed as quite enjoy the pain. However, in the gum, for some reason does not do it for me. I must admit that I nearly shit myself when sat there in the chair and there was a f***ing blow torch next to me. I asked if she was going to torture me to make me pay up, or make me a Crème Brûlée to soften the price. Wish I had kept me mouth shut, in more than one way.
That is not even funny young man. Harumph
Teeth like wheelie bins. Green and one every yard.You have a bin that is a stranger to a hosing down? Tell me something I do not know as I do my field work for GG.
However, am knackered and have ironed for five hours today and Paul Hannagan is my least favourite person on this planet right now. f***ing cun't. That was directed at Mr Hannagan.
Teeth like wheelie bins. Green and one every yard.
Or as I heard today, summer teeth.
Summer teeth.Oh, right, sorry mate. That is dead good. Just tired and missed it. Silly me. Still in a rage about Hannagan's miserable ride today. However, I digress.