Halloween

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The proper English way. Carving a turnip was hard work and took patience and effort, with a real possibility of losing a finger. We'd lose the war if it was to start today, the country is full of limp wristed, pumpkin carving, soft shites.

 

[Keawyeds]

The smell of singed norky and a costume made out of a printed cardboard witches hat and a bin bag cape. Those were the days

You did WHAT to your norks?!

The sky is blue, the grass is green, have you got a penny for Halloween? If you havnt got a penny, a hapney do, if you havnt got a hapney then god bless you.
None of this trick or treat shit, I want cold hard cash not fuckn ketts.

WTF?

You just butchered "Hot Cross Buns". What the hell has that got to do with halloween?

 

[dangermows]

Painting our lasses bum orange and drawing a face on it. Then humping it. Am i correct in guessing posting a pic of said activity will result in a lifer? If so, I shall save it for a select few on snapchat

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

Can someone explain what this Americanized shite is all about

 

[Fred Secrets]

Can someone explain what this Americanized shite is all about

Why would you even want to know? It's bullshit.

I have enough on my plate trying to prepare for Thanksgiving.

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

Why would you even want to know? It's bullshit.

I have enough on my plate trying to prepare for Thanksgiving.

Just it's getting banded about a lot when people are talking about Halloween. Haven't got a clue what people mean by it.
Am not that bothered like, just thought ad ask.

 

[dangermows]

Why would you even want to know? It's bullshit.

I have enough on my plate trying to prepare for Thanksgiving.

Just it's getting banded about a lot when people are talking about Halloween. Haven't got a clue what people mean by it.
Am not that bothered like, just thought ad ask.

Whooooooosh!

 

[PhilSAFC]

Party at mine on Saturday

Can't wait

 

[Fred Secrets]

Just it's getting banded about a lot when people are talking about Halloween. Haven't got a clue what people mean by it.
Am not that bothered like, just thought ad ask.

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[The Exile]

Nowt - I live on a Navy base, so it's Village People Halloween every day here.

 

[lordy]

This year I'll be Narky kicking with a few of the lads

 

[Freddie the Greek]

What you doing for it this year, if anything?
I know there are a lot of Firework displays and things on.
Hosting a party then on out on the hoy me like.

I'm 32 mate, I'm doing nothing.

 

[Dead Man]

I shall be playing 'The Monster Mash' by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett & The Crypt Kickers.

 

[jcrossan]

Hiding in the bushes and jumping out and scaring kids..the only night of the year i can do it without the cops being called,

 

[Keawyeds]

Hiding in the bushes and jumping out and scaring kids..the only night of the year i can do it without the cops being called,

I'm pretty sure they'll still pay you a visit if you've got your knob out.

 

[jcrossan]

I'm pretty sure they'll still pay you a visit if you've got your knob out.

but it's got a devil face painted on it..that should make things OK

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Load of shite. Locking the door and turning the lights off with a small pile of grapes for any scrotes that knock on my door.

 

[Fred Secrets]

I'm 32 mate, I'm doing nothing.

 

[TopCat]

What you doing for it this year, if anything?
I know there are a lot of Firework displays and things on.
Hosting a party then on out on the hoy me like.

Taking the kids round their Grandma's estate then Fireworks Display in Whitley on Sunday

 

[maygo]

I hate Halloween me, for some unknown reason I can't eat any of the party foods- makes me gag
Glad I'm at work this year