Have you ever ran anyone over?

[Nuggsy]

I had a smack head step out in front of my car this afternoon. The daft bastid.

 

[mcq10]

Some tit on a unicycle

 

[Harry Monk]

Nah

 

[The Spezial One]

And now he's your best man? Weird day that marra.

 

[Patch Lafayette]

I have. I knacked his knee and he fucked my near side headlight. It was okay though as he was trying to top himself.

 

[Kevj]

Buy him some shoes to say sorry.

 

[Tokyo Optician]

It's a sign, don't get married.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Does a Pigeon count?

 

[ollie c]

I've tried a few times, but still waiting.

 

[Ready salted]

A poor cat tonight.
Feel awful, could be some kids pet.

 

[Pink Panther]

I had a smack head step out in front of my car this afternoon. The daft bastid.

I had a teenage lass run into the side of the car. She was fine but smashed my wing mirror off. I was canny shaken by it, it must be awful if you hurt someone.

 

[Typhoonftm]

I've tried a few times, but still waiting.

This. Cliped one knacker with the mirror like, so not far off.

Hope you billed her for the mirror?

 

[joemcdokes]

Lass I know knocked someone over, they ran out behind some parked cars and it was the last thing they ever did.

 

[Bishop Mackem]

Not yet but still trying.

Accelerating when folk cross the road and all that

 

[Gutmackem]

Was in one of the one way streets near Fawcett St years ago and came up to the junction but overshot it a bit, there was this git big wagon coming up the road so I hoyed it in reverse and jumped back the foot or so, not knowing there was a bloke walking right behind me, hit him hard enough to give him a dead leg, nothing too serious, as the wagon crawled past I joined the traffic behind it and this bloke was hobbling up the street keeping up with my car hoying obscenities at me

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Not for a while, but they do tend to come in threes.

 

[Misery Guts]

Lass I know knocked someone over, they ran out behind some parked cars and it was the last thing they ever did.

Fuckin hell. Not sure i could ever get over that.

 

[Luca]

Hit a sheep one night on the Yorkshire Dales felt like crying at the time.

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[DeLonge]

A woman came flying out a street on a bicycle a few years ago and hit the front of my car. Luckily I was only going about 5 mph. She paid for the damage to my car thankfully.

Remember being in the car when I was about 6. On my way home from football practice in Whitburn. Had my full on Hummel Sunderland strip with those shiny shorts when a lad stepped out with his bike and the car hit the front end. Pissed myself

 

[Dappa]

I keep trying but pedestrians are so f***ing quick nowadays