In the dog house

[Nee Onions Mate]

They've got nee sense of humour women mind...I think falling akip on the kitchen floor clutching a bottle of wine is funny me

 

[Lambchops]

They've got nee sense of humour women mind...I think falling akip on the kitchen floor clutching a bottle of wine is funny me

is that all you did?!?! meh, tell her to wind her neck in

 

[KarenDent]

They've got nee sense of humour women mind...I think falling akip on the kitchen floor clutching a bottle of wine is funny me

 

[Dappa]

Depends how comfy the dog house is marra

 

[Cowvahlo]

They've got nee sense of humour women mind...I think falling akip on the kitchen floor clutching a bottle of wine is funny me

Completely acceptable mate. Never fallen asleep on the floor but have woke up in the dogs bed before. Funnily enough Mrs C wasn't happy about it either.

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

I got the "you don't remember our conversation when you got home do you?" line this morning..
Fuck

 

[monkeytassle]

I got the "you don't remember our conversation when you got home do you?" line this morning..
Fuck

once a week for me I reckon. I try to time it so I get back when she's in bed

 

[hank williams]

Prbably upset you didn't invite her to drink the wine with you

Completely acceptable mate. Never fallen asleep on the floor but have woke up in the dogs bed before. Funnily enough Mrs C wasn't happy about it either.

Bet the dog was even more upset

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

once a week for me I reckon. I try to time it so I get back when she's in bed

Me anarl..She's like a pisshead detector ninja man

 

[monkeytassle]

Me anarl..She's like a pisshead detector ninja man

aye mine has that bolt-on too. it's extremely annoying. mind it doesn't help when I try to take my socks off, topple over and crash into the bed.

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

I'm off to London with the Mrs tomorrow, checked the train tickets on Tuesday that I'd booked and had stashed away 2 months back. Slacky the simpleton had only gone and booked the Kings Cross to Newcastle leg first. £150 notes lighter to rebook the rattler, cue lots of finger wagging and a face like a melted wellie etc.
Glad i checked to be fair, would have been great rocking up at the station Fri morning with the wrong tickets....

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Our dog house is better than the matrimonial boudoir. Less snoring and farting and that's just from her.

 

[Deleted member 10594]

They've got nee sense of humour women mind...I think falling akip on the kitchen floor clutching a bottle of wine is funny me

at least ya nevva shit yaself like @Lambchops would have done

 

[Cowvahlo]

Prbably upset you didn't invite her to drink the wine with you


Bet the dog was even more upset

Tbf the dogs like me more than our lass does so they didn't mind.

 

[monkeytassle]

Tbf the dogs like me more than our lass does so they didn't mind.

you've been caught out once mate is that not enough?!

 

[dangermows]

They've got nee sense of humour women mind...I think falling akip on the kitchen floor clutching a bottle of wine is funny me

Surely thats not all? Did you then smash the bottle or summat? You cant be in the dog house for essentially just sleeping the kitchen?

 

[Nee Onions Mate]

Surely thats not all? Did you then smash the bottle or summat? You cant be in the dog house for essentially just sleeping the kitchen?

Fuck knows marra...email her and [email protected]

 

[dangermows]

Fuck knows marra...email her and [email protected]

eh? Thats the email address of a lass i was nobbing off fetlife

 

[zwartekat]

I hate the 'Daft Things Women Say' threads but this morning I got 'I hate it when you're reasonable'.

 

[HillView Aviator]

You're an absolute shower, dear boy!