In the dog house

[monkeytassle]

I was crudely perpetuating the stereotype that French people have bad breath.

oh ok, I can torpedo that stereotype for you. and that's not a crude euphemism.

 

[zwartekat]

Focus, you lot. This has started to wander all over the place.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

One handed off in an instant - years of practice in pzazz, crocs and the inbetween - if i could id have it on my CV

I attempted this a few days ago and I must confess I've lost my touch. They're usually already out to be fair.

 

[Lambchops]

funnily enough hightower, I chose a wife who is not taller than my fine self.

This hurts my head, however out of respect for your good lady wife i'm saying nothing

 

[Sebasaurus II]

oh ok, I can torpedo that stereotype for you. and that's not a crude euphemism.

When I was getting on the Eurostar a bloke snorted really loudly then coughed and when i smelled his breath I knew straight away he was French.

 

[monkeytassle]

This hurts my head, however out of respect for your good lady wife i'm saying nothing

like a fly in a bottle.

When I was getting on the Eurostar a bloke snorted really loudly then coughed and when i smelled his breath I knew straight away he was French.

50/50 chance though. on the Eurostar an that

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Focus, you lot. This has started to wander all over the place.

If HIT asked you to take her thong shopping but you had to pretend you were her dad, would you get a hard on?

like a fly in a bottle.


50/50 chance though. on the Eurostar an that

Hmm, not really like.

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

If HIT asked you to take her thong shopping but you had to pretend you were her dad, would you get a hard on?

I do hope so.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

I do hope so.

Eeeeee you're dead kinky you. What you like?

 

[Lambchops]

If HIT asked you to take her thong shopping but you had to pretend you were her dad, would you get a hard on?



Hmm, not really like.

I'd tKe her to wilkinsons, buy her 2 washing lines and tie them together

 

[monkeytassle]

If HIT asked you to take her thong shopping but you had to pretend you were her dad, would you get a hard on?



Hmm, not really like.

Tis like

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Tis like

My mate's from Vietnam and he got on the Eurostar no bother without a French or UK passport like.

 

[monkeytassle]

My mate's from Vietnam and he got on the Eurostar no bother without a French or UK passport like.

on balance it's 50/50 man. for your Vietnamese mate (sample of one), mrs mt does not have bad breath. 50 f***ing 50.

right enough of this shit. i'll be back on later loaded so don't disappoint

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Just 4 minutes left of my working day and I've succeeded in my goal of getting up to 6th in the like table.

Cheers Seb fans, more of the same tomorrow. LET'S DO THIS!

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

Just 4 minutes left of my working day and I've succeeded in my goal of getting up to 6th in the like table.

Cheers Seb fans, more of the same tomorrow. LET'S DO THIS!

I'm gonna unlike all mine for you cos you're horrible to me!

 

[Sebasaurus II]

I'm gonna unlike all mine cos you're horrible to me!

You've tortured yourself this afternoon mind. We were all just spectators.

 

[zwartekat]

If HIT asked you to take her thong shopping but you had to pretend you were her dad, would you get a hard on?



Hmm, not really like.

If I was her pretend Dad would it have to be a pretend hard on? And could I pretend you never existed?

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

You've tortured yourself this afternoon mind. We were all just spectators.

Yes, yes I feel tortured every time I have a laugh and a joke on here.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

If I was her pretend Dad would it have to be a pretend hard on? And could I pretend you never existed?

Ah, forget it man.

Yes, yes I feel tortured every time I have a laugh and a joke on here.

Such lols, many humour.

 

[dangermows]

Correct. I'm sure Roger doesn't mind me being here so that's all that matters.

Id love to roger you