just been followed round aldi by the security guard

[mawky brockett]

....i must look like a right scratter

 

[SmushBall]

Who will play you in the film?

 

[snipes]

Who will play you in the film?

Steve Guttenburg

 

[sol51]

Who will play you in the film?

Spare a thought. How else will he get to Striker status?

 

[SmushBall]

Steve Guttenburg

I had him penciled in for security guard

 

[Anthrax666]

....i must look like a right scratter

If your pissed they are bound to follow you

 

[snipes]

I had him penciled in for security guard

There can only be one other.......................

Dev

 

[Vauxies]

....i must look like a right scratter

Well your profile picture doesn't do you justice pal but you do look like a scratter

 

[Deleted member 28618]

....i must look like a right scratter

the pheromone spray works then

 

[double maxim]

That's what happens when you flutter those long eyelashes at blokes like a scrattery, slutty ostrich.

 

[mawky brockett]

As he was a black man I feel like I've been targeted because of my race

 

[Boris Bear]

As he was a black man I feel like I've been targeted because of my race

Was he faster than you?

 

[SmushBall]

As he was a black man I feel like I've been targeted because of my race

You fancy him? Reckon you could have been lovers? cock and bum fun and a bottle of red?

 

[Frijj]

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[double maxim]

You fancy him? Reckon you could have been lovers? cock and bum fun and a bottle of red?

Sauce? That is an unusual and potentially terrifying lube choice give the known facts.

 

[portypaul]

Simply stop putting things in your stay press pockets you light fingetd gent

 

[Botchie]

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Thats what happens when you have 10 kids. Gives you a space big enough to hide large items.

 

[mawky brockett]

Simply stop putting things in your stay press pockets you light fingetd gent

That's what the other half said when she clocked him! Even I don't feel the need to put aldi beans in me pocket. When he followed me outside I felt the need to ask what his problem was. He just stared at me. Propa weird

 

[Pete Bog]

As he was a black man I feel like I've been targeted because of my race

Should never race round supermarkets man. Take your time and soak up the ambience

 

[KGC83]

As he was a black man I feel like I've been targeted because of my race

Racial profiling iirc