Ladies? All the Ladies...

[CatRyan]

...let's talk about make up stuff

I don't wear it but I have decided to make an effort for a date I have.

I see these people getting their faces done at make up counters and wondered if they are any good?

I have decided, in particular, to try the smoky eye look thing.

So do I just call up the Chanel counter or go in or what?

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

...let's talk about make up stuff

I don't wear it but I have decided to make an effort for a date I have.

I see these people getting their faces done at make up counters and wondered if they are any good?

I have decided, in particular, to try the smoky eye look thing.

So do I just call up the Chanel counter or go in or what?

Didn't take you long .

 

[CatRyan]

Didn't take you long .

of course not

why wait?

 

[Baloo]

Insert some joke about a free facial here.

 

[Heeeed the Ball]

Both my daughters are make up experts of the highest calibre, my youngest has over 30, 000 followers on instagram for makeup

 

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Would be a vast improvement

 

[yorkyexile]

...let's talk about make up stuff

I don't wear it but I have decided to make an effort for a date I have.

I see these people getting their faces done at make up counters and wondered if they are any good?

I have decided, in particular, to try the smoky eye look thing.

So do I just call up the Chanel counter or go in or what?

Thought you had a Mr Cat?

 

[Tex]

I'm no lady, but please don't do the smoky eye thing. You end up looking a like a zombie raccoon. I thought you were the type to be vehemently unswayed by stupid trends foisted upon society by idiots in the media.

A date? Did you bin off your lad? Must have missed that bit of drama!

 

[Charmless Man]

Thought you had a Mr Cat?

They've split up man. Keep up at the back.

 

[The Fullwell Step]

of course not

why wait?

got over him pretty quick given the drama you created about it on here.

 

[yorkyexile]

They've split up man. Keep up at the back.

Ah right must have missed that one

 

[luvulongtime]

you'll have the panda make up look when mrcat finds out you've got another man

 

[Pell]

youve got ....a .....face?

 

[cheeses of nazereth]

You don't need any make up.
We're only going to kfc then its straight back to mine for the sex!















I hope you're a gentle lover.

 

[becs]

No idea. I'm rubbish at both make up and dates

 

[Gideon Gungeon]

youve got ....a .....face?

pelol mate

 

[yorkyexile]

You don't need any make up.
We're only going to kfc then its straight back to mine for the sex!















I hope you're a gentle lover.

She was last spotted buying diesel and industrial strength vaseline....best of luck pal

 

[Pell]

pelol mate

gud-one gungeon mara

 

[Mackem Chris]

...let's talk about make up stuff

I don't wear it but I have decided to make an effort for a date I have.

I see these people getting their faces done at make up counters and wondered if they are any good?

I have decided, in particular, to try the smoky eye look thing.

So do I just call up the Chanel counter or go in or what?

Rebound date.

The poor bugger is guna get his brains shagged out

 

[Cloaken Plague]

No idea. I'm rubbish at both make up and dates

You were aye