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[super-niall]

The fatties are the worst. Wanting the heating off when its snowing outside. Sweat at the drop of a hat but still insist on wearing jumpers or cardigans.

And they stink.

 

[hank williams]

All these people complaining about working with lasses, usually on about how sackless/gormless these lasses are

How come they're in the same office as you

Op probably an office junior

 

[j.w]

They'll wanna do a collection for the person they're bitching about before long you watch.

 

[Space Hopper]

It's the 'Secret Santa' shit at Christmas that I can't stand. Why do women love it so much?

 

[KeefBeer]

It's the 'Secret Santa' shit at Christmas that I can't stand. Why do women love it so much?

So they can waste time from what their being paid for!
Same with money collections for birthdays and leavers

 

[Cyrilsneer]

doing my head in.
Ones too hot and wants the radiator off.
Ones too hot and wants the window open.
Another is hot but wants the window shut cos its too draughty
Another is cold wants the window shut and radiator on
Another is sniffing and sneezing but is too hot but doesn't want window open cos they get too cold.

FFS blokes are never like this

Welcome to my world, I find that people of this ilk, are of very low intelligence

So they can waste time from what their being paid for!
Same with money collections for birthdays and leavers

Good point

 

[Frijj]

Welcome to my world, I find that people of this ilk, are of very low intelligence

Everyone thinks they're cleverer than their colleagues

 

[girojim]

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[Cyrilsneer]

Everyone thinks they're cleverer than their colleagues

Not exactly hard when you work with women

 

[Life's A Pitch]

Not exactly hard when you work with women

It's funny cause it's sexist.

 

[Cyrilsneer]

It's funny cause it's sexist.

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[DisillusionedOldGit]

Love hot women me like .

 

[the walrus]

Love hot women me like .

 

[Lewberry pie]

Would you rather work in an office with smelly blokes.

Cause I would

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Proper gadgies don't work in offices

 

[Fred Secrets]

So they can waste time from what their being paid for!
Same with money collections for birthdays and leavers

I had to hand up a tenner towards the card for a bloke who used to work where I do that had turned 70. He left 3 years before I started.

 

[The Hooded Claw]

I suppose some lads prefer the company of men.

 

[lordy]

Walk into the middle of the room, set your waste paper bin on fire and walk out. It's probably the only option.

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[Steve H]

The fatties are the worst. Wanting the heating off when its snowing outside. Sweat at the drop of a hat but still insist on wearing jumpers or cardigans.

Hate fatties me; I watch 'The Chase' every tea time, if a fatty is on I simply refuse to watch it, would spoil my tea.

 

[Oily Oily Oily]

Done some work in a office a few year ago now and it absolutely done my head in. Luckily we were only working in there for a month but that was enough to put me off for life! All they talked about was bloody dieting and how many pounds have you lost this week. This followed by the the office pig pulling out a tray a flap jack or some cake every afternoon and the lot of them would hum and har debating whether to take a peice. They would then come to the conclusion that they have ate healthy for the last 3 hours so they deserved it!Never again