The Legendary Tongue
Striker
Do loud farts
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I work with Texans, I am.Everyone thinks they're cleverer than their colleagues
I do. Women get on my f***ing nerves, if they didn't have fannies I would never talk to them.I suppose some lads prefer the company of men.
doing my head in.
Ones too hot and wants the radiator off.
Ones too hot and wants the window open.
Another is hot but wants the window shut cos its too draughty
Another is cold wants the window shut and radiator on
Another is sniffing and sneezing but is too hot but doesn't want window open cos they get too cold.
FFS blokes are never like this
tidiedDo loud HOT farts
Brush ya fecking teeth then!The women in our office are doing my head in, bitching and whispering constantly
Everything is a problem aswell, no easy solution to anything
ya cleva bazzaWelcome to my world, I find that people of this ilk, are of very low intelligence
Good point
are u a woman? aye? feck off then... silly tart
It's funny cause it's sexist.
I bet cotton the thought of cotton wool makes you wince tooHate fatties me; I watch 'The Chase' every tea time, if a fatty is on I simply refuse to watch it, would spoil my tea.
I know I'm not. I thought I was moderately smart til I met these guys.Everyone thinks they're cleverer than their colleagues
I suspect that would be a relief to us all.Women get on my f***ing nerves, if they didn't have fannies I would never talk to them.
Quuiiiite.I suspect that would be a relief to us all.
A few years back I worked in a typing pool with eight women.....dear god that was quite an experience!
Periods, heat flashes, temper tantrums, breakups, talks about being out on the lash and who they managed to shag - all in graphic detail. After awhile learnt to just keep head down and tune it all out otherwise a killing spree would have been on the cards.
Mind you, watching some of the lasses having 'wardrobe malfunctions' could be a highlight of a day. One lass quite regularly seemed to have problems keeping the buttons closed on her blouse, she'd get up, have a stretch and it would look like two bald convicts trying to make an escape. Never got tired on that.
Walk into the middle of the room, set your waste paper bin on fire and walk out. It's probably the only option.
This encapsulates everything that's funny and annoying about lasses, everything has to be debated and discussed.Done some work in a office a few year ago now and it absolutely done my head in. Luckily we were only working in there for a month but that was enough to put me off for life! All they talked about was bloody dieting and how many pounds have you lost this week. This followed by the the office pig pulling out a tray a flap jack or some cake every afternoon and the lot of them would hum and har debating whether to take a peice. They would then come to the conclusion that they have ate healthy for the last 3 hours so they deserved it!Never again