Mice

[Frijj]

Pray it's not a squirrel.

@chunkylover53

I still don't get the squirrel joke

 

[greedminds]

Big lizard by my feet

Humane traps all the way man. There's no need to kill the little buggers. The end result is better too as you don't have a mess to clean up.

Get fucked , kill the fuckers or they'll be back in the morning , and traps aren't messy at all.

 

[mux]

Big lizard by my feet


Get fucked , kill the fuckers or they'll be back in the morning , and traps aren't messy at all.

Easy for you to say when it's the f***ing butler scraping their corpses off the parquet floor.

 

[greedminds]

Easy for you to say when it's the f***ing butler scraping their corpses off the parquet floor.

Terracotta in the kitchen I think you'll find

 

[Felis Catus]

1. Cat
2. Trap (metal one - not the wooden ones) - bait = peanut butter/chocolate.
3. Poison

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

@chunkylover53

I still don't get the squirrel joke

Nor me

 

[Plank]

Big lizard by my feet


Get fucked , kill the fuckers or they'll be back in the morning , and traps aren't messy at all.

big snake lyk brosef::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::#'##'

 

[Deleted member 10594]

I seen a rat run scurry down the drain on the road by Morrisons seaburn the other day.

 

[greedminds]

I seen a rat run scurry down the drain on the road by Morrisons seaburn the other day.

Where else should it have been ? Queuing up at the deli counter ?

 

[Deleted member 10594]

Where else should it have been ? Queuing up at the deli counter ?

The food mountain around the back silly

 

[greedminds]

The food mountain around the back silly

I don't even know what the front of a morrisons looks like never mind the back and I'm the silly one ?

 

[Deleted member 10594]

I don't even know what the front of a morrisons looks like never mind the back and I'm the silly one ?

There you go mate

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The building of this stopped Sunderland being the riveria of the North

 

[greedminds]

There you go mate

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The building of this stopped Sunderland being the riveria of the North

Ah right. I think I've been to the cash point there

 

[HellsBells]

Nor me

Death to Squirrels.

 

[Geronimo]

Anyone had them? Little twat was scratching all through the night and when I got up there was wood shavings all over the floor under the door. Any tips for extermination, oh wise SMB?

1) Find out where they are getting into the house and block it up. If you don't you'll never get rid of them
2) Set traps. Under the sink is generally a good place cos there's so many holes etc under there and they tend to head to the kitchen area cos they can smell scraps of food etc.
3) Don't use rat poison. All that happens is they eat it and then return to your walls / under the floor and decompose. The stench is awful for weeks. I know cos I did it.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

1) Find out where they are getting into the house and block it up. If you don't you'll never get rid of them
2) Set traps. Under the sink is generally a good place cos there's so many holes etc under there and they tend to head to the kitchen area cos they can smell scraps of food etc.
3) Don't use rat poison. All that happens is they eat it and then return to your walls / under the floor and decompose. The stench is awful for weeks. I know cos I did it.

You crawled under the floor and decomposed? Poor bugger. R.I.P. Geronimo.

How does it feel to be a racist, Stevie F?

Quite liberating to be fair mate. No more polite excuses when I ask 'them' to change seats on a bus and move towards the back, now i can just shout expletives at 'them' and do Hitler salutes. My new lederhosen and arm band should arrive any day soon of course I'm using DHL as they are the modern reincarnation of the Wehrmacht Logistical Core and were the primary transport division for the death camps.

 

[Twelve3]

So, after all this... is the dang mouse caught yet or what?

 

[Fred Secrets]

Quite liberating to be fair mate. No more polite excuses when I ask 'them' to change seats on a bus and move towards the back, now i can just shout expletives at 'them' and do Hitler salutes. My new lederhosen and arm band should arrive any day soon of course I'm using DHL as they are the modern reincarnation of the Wehrmacht Logistical Core and were the primary transport division for the death camps.

Good man, Stevie!