Move away from the vowels

[TimBirch]

Exactly the type of name we should be signing. Vowel heavy names are taking over the place. The fight back starts here.


The Vowel movement. Great name.

 

[sonson]

K thn mt ill tr m bst

 

[Apple Pie]

 

[SebastienELLISbexter]

Got a conundrum for ya.....

ckoffuf

 

[G Whizz]

Ki? Or is it Kiiiiiiiiiii?

The vowel is 50% of his name though. That'll probably go against him.

 

[Kevin Arnott's right boot]

Bring back Colin Symm!

 

[Euro Plums]

This thread man

 

[DJ Mackem]

K thn mt ill tr m bst

 

[andyj73]

Anybody know where we can get any voweless players. We are constantly buying or seeking out vowel heavy footballers. Now Ryan Giggs has packed in ( last seasons most voweless player) us anti vowelers are really struggling. We need to look to the Czech league for players ( sign Vlk) or China (Ng) .
We now regularly see players with a surname half full of vowels. Am I the only one who has noticed? Wake up!!!!!

.. just heard a rumour we are after Aurelio ..

 

[zebedee]

Bowels, trowells, vowels, towels, scowls, fowls, jowls, howls, owls, yowls.

Haway the lads

 

[Keawyeds]

Got a conundrum for ya.....

Ckoffuf

Played for Algeria in the world cup didn't he?

 

[sonson]

Fck y cnt

 

[Windypants]

We should be looking to Ireland... Brady, Byrne, Kelly, McCann... there's bloody loads of vowel unfriendly surnames. Surely, there must be someone called Bobby McCann playing, somewhere.

 

[tynerider]

We should be looking to Ireland... Brady, Byrne, Kelly, McCann... there's bloody loads of vowel unfriendly surnames. Surely, there must be someone called Bobby McCann playing, somewhere.

Yeah, and who do we end up with, John bloody three vowels in a five letter two syllable surname Oshea. Typical.

 

[FLATHEED]

OP clearly a heroin addict or just mentally deranged

Can't be to many vowels in heroin must just be a fruit loop!!

 

[Apple Pie]

John Terry?

 

[Narraback]

We need to sign players who's first names are :-

Rhys, Gwynn, Glynn, Brynn or Lynn

Basically leek munchers and split arses. Great.

 

[Apple Pie]

Daryl Murphy?

 

[tynerider]

Daryl Murphy?

Your good. Fancy a job as DoF?

 

[Apple Pie]

Ignore my other suggestions. This wins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubomír_Vlk

Your good. Fancy a job as DoF?

that was not as good as Lubomir Vlk though

yes please, DoF'd doo