My First Mackems Game

[Eddie Hitler]

Lets meet for pre-match drinks and sandwiches. Ill book the Roker hotel if you fancy post match "Ham wallet stuffing"

 

[Mackem Messiah]

One in the eye for the sandies

 

[gocatss]

I’ve always claimed to hate football. But after my boyfriend (no) tricked me (no) into watching the Man Utd vs Sun'land semi-final in January I’m a total convert. We’re road tripping 130 miles north on Saturday for my first Big Game.

Dead excited!!!

How excited can you get cos we Mackems are reet dirty minded like.

 

[Manchester Mackem]

Spug?

 

[TRobot]

You lot are f***ing disgraceful...

No where on this thread does the op claim to be a lass.

Welcome and I hope you and your boyfriend enjoy the football Leems.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Ooooh look lads a female, a person without a cock and balls. Unless its a wooly woofta

@Abu Dhabi Red and White will be along soon

Not as fast as some others though eh Rocks, jsdftm04, Liverpool Beachball and WalkerSAFC.

 

[deleted user 785]

Not as fast as some others though eh Rocks, jsdftm04, Liverpool Beachball and WalkerSAFC.

 

[Fulwell76]

I’ve always claimed to hate football. But after my boyfriend (no) tricked me (no) into watching the Man Utd vs Sun'land semi-final in January I’m a total convert. We’re road tripping 130 miles north on Saturday for my first Big Game.

Dead excited!!!

Fuck off!

(My first fuck off).

 

[jcrossan]

Did you like ki?

Oh please NO NO NO

 

[SAFCOldie]

S

You lot are f***ing disgraceful...

No where on this thread does the op claim to be a lass.

Welcome and I hope you and your boyfriend enjoy the football Leems.

Durgh she said she had a boyfriend. Either way it's another bellend pretending to be a lass.

 

[Daffy]

If you're in the South stand be prepared to not sit down.... and if you're in the east make sure you have a flask and a blanket so you can fit in

p.s. You'll both resent and be thankful to him forever for getting you hooked on our club
p.p.s. I don't think the (no)'s were necessary

Hell on if she knocks @davoak s flask ower

 

[davoak]

Hell on if she knocks @davoak s flask ower

you mocking my flask old timer?

Hell on if she knocks @davoak s flask ower

you taking your lass to the match on saturday?

 

[Daffy]

you mocking my flask old timer?


you taking your lass to the match on saturday?

EH ?
divent be daft - I gan to the match to get away from her

 

[TimBirch]

EH ?
divent be daft - I gan to the match to get away from her

She's worse than the football?

 

[davoak]

EH ?
divent be daft - I gan to the match to get away from her

I meant your rtg bird mate!

 

[Daffy]

She's worse than the football?

Aey

I meant your rtg bird mate!

Which one ?

 

[Leems]

I've enjoyed the speculation. I am indeed a real life lass. Probs a bit cold for any ham-walleting, but cheers for the requests.

 

[davoak]

Aey


Which one ?

as smooth as barboza you like! I dinnar but if she's under 30 she's young enough to be your daughter

 

[burro nunn]

Are you going to post pics or not

 

[wigwams]

Just what we need. Another fat old bloke pretending to be a lass

Less of the fat and old please