Northumbria University - Breaking news

[Gala]

MSc Advanced Nursing mate

How many years does that take as opposed to an unadvanced nurse?

 

[Thurston]

Interesting, I'm starting there in September.

I can only take from this most useful, informative and pertinent sentence that it would be a great misfortune for any of your would-be lectures to be sacked or jailed for scandal/corruption before they have the opportunity to enjoy your essays/dissertation.

 

[Kevj]

MSc Advanced Nursing mate

You utter perv. Well done.

 

[Dappa]

Is that at Coach Lane?

Dunno mate I'm working my notice at my old place now, my new employer is putting me through it. I've never been to Northumbria yet, I did my degree at Teesside.

How many years does that take as opposed to an unadvanced nurse?

3 years I've been told

I can only take from this most useful, informative and pertinent sentence that it would be a great misfortune for any of your would-be lectures to be sacked or jailed for scandal/corruption before they have the opportunity to enjoy your essays/dissertation.

You utter perv. Well done.

 

[double maxim]

Is this scandal of departmental, university, local, national or global significance?

 

[Steeeeed]

I gave a presentation there a few weeks ago and was described on the advertising as an industry expert. Maybe I've been rumbled...

 

[Boris Bear]

Apparently their medical sciences department have been performing tests on a legendary local sportsman and they found he had aids and they can't get rid of it

 

[Charmless Man]

Apparently their medical sciences department have been performing tests on a legendary local sportsman and they found he had aids and they can't get rid of it

He refused to sign any autographs while he was there as well. Miserable sod.

 

[daveyc]

Yer man Sir Jonny Ive has to hand his degree back as, apparently, it was only a polytechnic when he graduated from there. Close all these ex polys down I say, nowt but Media Studies apparently.

 

[td586]

Pics,or gtf

Okay, I was lying "Northumbria Uni has doubled yearly research funding through their close connections with Hamas, ISIL and laundering the mutilated entrails of dead paedophiles through their undergrad programmes and Student Union."

I gave a presentation there a few weeks ago and was described on the advertising as an industry expert. Maybe I've been rumbled...

Ooooh ,look a At me!!! I'm dec..pathetic!!!

 

[mawky brockett]

Unbroken news.

It might concern c14r4n...

Is he coming back?

 

[Marcosplace]

Apparently used to be a mere Polytechnic.......unconfirmed!

I went to the Polytechnic. Daft calling them university. Proud I was too! The people's choice

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[Mackem Chris]

Is he coming back?

Are you him?

I'm sure he had left before you joined

 

[mawky brockett]

Are you him?

I'm sure he had left before you joined

Nooooo, I was on here the night he got banned.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Is this scandal of departmental, university, local, national or global significance?

Its of attention seeking bellendery significance I believe.

what a limp thread if I do say so myself

Quite ironic coming from the king of limp threads.

 

[Superchamps]

Cannot say owt until confirmed, but bookmark it.

Bookmark what? You've said nowt!

 

[Left Breathless]

I have heard about it. It is absolutely disgusting. This will send shock waves around the country!

 

[Baloo]

Walnut Cake

 

[Dappa]

Bookmark what? You've said nowt!

I have heard about it. It is absolutely disgusting. This will send shock waves around the country!

Go on kick the hornets nest ya twat!

 

[UaeExile]

Summit to do with H1N1 is my bet.