Off work sick but seen out

[Lambchops]

Who, me or Lambchops? I can see how he could fit both of our personalities, which is quite scary for Lambchops, having anything in common with me

I've telt you before - once you get your xmas tips from your paper--round book some flights to Prague and I'll get you 'shit-your-pant's' pissed

 

[equuleus]

Your colleagues must be proper wankers.

 

[Frijj]

I've telt you before - once you get your xmas tips from your paper--round book some flights to Prague and I'll get you 'shit-your-pant's' pissed

Knowing my luck, I'd fall in the Vltava and never be seen again.

 

[IAmZlatan]

Who goes to get some fresh air around a city centre?

 

[monkeytassle]

Knowing my luck, I'd fall in the Vltava and never be seen again.

I really want to see you all pissed up.

 

[Monkton mackem]

Have you seen Dexter, mate? I think I might have to adopt a Dexter-esque approach to my work colleagues in future.

Obviously without most/all of the homocidal and psychopathic tendencies like but nobody is perfect.

I actually meant Lambchops.

If you're not good enough for our Met then I can't see Miami Metro wanting you!

Just kidding

 

[Lambchops]

I really want to see you all pissed up.

I'd love to take him on the drink one afternoon and see how long he lasted

 

[Frijj]

I really want to see you all pissed up.

You will do. I promise you that.

I actually meant Lambchops.

If you're not good enough for our Met then I can't see Miami Metro wanting you!

Just kidding

I can't either!

Wouldn't want to live in Florida anyways. Tropical climates tend to accumulate a variety of insects.

I'd love to take him on the drink one afternoon and see how long he lasted

I reckon no more than six or seven pints.

 

[Lambchops]

I reckon no more than six or seven pints.

Bloody hell man - if I'm dragging my arse all the way to Prague to buy you a few pints I expect you to stop out more than a couple of hours man

 

[Frijj]

Bloody hell man - if I'm dragging my arse all the way to Prague to buy you a few pints I expect you to stop out more than a couple of hours man

I can't drink six pints in a 'couple' of hours!

Who do you think I am, @monkeytassle?

 

[monkeytassle]

I can't drink six pints in a 'couple' of hours!

Who do you think I am, @monkeytassle?

we can put some lime in them for you mate

 

[Lambchops]

I can't drink six pints in a 'couple' of hours!

Who do you think I am, @monkeytassle?

Christ on a bike man, in the opening hours of a planned all-dayer you should be averaging 3 pints an hour

we can put some lime in them for you mate

Not on my watch!!

 

[Frijj]

we can put some lime in them for you mate

I hope you fall down a well

Christ on a bike man, in the opening hours of a planned all-dayer you should be averaging 3 pints an hour



Not on my watch!!

I reckon I could manage three pints every 90 minutes

 

[dangermows]

Very few workmates will ever become your real friends mate - trust no-one

This. In fact I dont even trust myself.

 

[monkeytassle]

I hope you fall down a well



I reckon I could manage three pints every 90 minutes

for how long?

 

[dangermows]

I reckon I could manage three pints every 90 minutes

Tbh if you maintain that pace on an all dayer you are doing well.

Pints are killers compared to owt else.

I can be in town on the shorts (whisky or gin being my preferred tipples) for 14 hours and be alright, yet I can be in the local workingmans club for 3-4 hours, have 10 pints and be absolutely bladdered!

 

[Lambchops]

Tbh if you maintain that pace on an all dayer you are very doing well.

This is true, however the correct approach is to cane it early doors then slow down once you feel like spewing, then, once you have spewed cane it again

 

[Goat Eyes]

for how long?

An hour.

 

[dangermows]

This is true, however the correct approach is to cane it early doors then slow down once you feel like spewing, then, once you have spewed, eat it, then cane it again

Tidied

 

[Lambchops]

for how long?

one pint every 30 mins?!?!? 10 pints in 5 hours - if @Frijj is game then I'll drink with him at that set pace