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Heeeed the Ball
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Whip yer knob out and say to him, get on this fucker
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monkeytassle
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Me too. I took a video of myself cycling in the rain. And gave money. Apparently I am no funHave been nominated for this stupid "Ice Bucket Challenge" and I'm apparently a killjoy for saying I'll donate money instead.
I nominate you to cycle into the Thames
It's for a good cause (my amusement) so you have 24 hours
monkeytassle
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I've actually done that. At Surrey quays. It was deeper than I thought and lost the bike.
Excellent. Well not the lost bike bit. If it's any consolation a Suzuki Swift fucked my bike after I was inattentive at a junction.
monkeytassle
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It's ok. It wasn't my bike
Excellent. Well not the lost bike bit. If it's any consolation a Suzuki Swift fucked my bike after I was inattentive at a junction.
daveydavey
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It's such such and such's birthday / wedding / anniversary / giving birth / leaving do etc etc - I've got us a card to sign, do we all agree £10 each is about right?
Typhoonftm
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I've just searched this thread out to say it must be a f***ing nightmare at the minuteHave been nominated for this stupid "Ice Bucket Challenge" and I'm apparently a killjoy for saying I'll donate money instead.
How does it go down when you say "fuck off"It's such such and such's birthday / wedding / anniversary / giving birth / leaving do etc etc - I've got us a card to sign, do we all agree £10 each is about right?
Sebastien
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It's such such and such's birthday / wedding / anniversary / giving birth / leaving do etc etc - I've got us a card to sign, do we all agree £10 each is about right?
Really fucks me off, alongside TV ads featuring some GP on £80k a year telling us babies will die unless we donate a fixed £5 or some shit.
I've had an MOT and car insurance, and actually think the person is a cunt. I'll put in a quid.
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Sebasaurus II
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I don't have to put up with any of that shite because I'm a temp.
Maravilla
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I've just searched this thread out to say it must be a f***ing nightmare at the minute
How does it go down when you say "fuck off"
Been getting grief all morning about refusing to do it. Dickheads.
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Sebasaurus II
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We're having leaving drinks (tea and cakes) this afternoon for a lad who is leaving our team to work on another team, meaning he's literally moving to the desks opposite ours.
We're having leaving drinks (tea and cakes) this afternoon for a lad who is leaving our team to work on another team, meaning he's literally moving to the desks opposite ours.
Hang on. They're having a 'leaving' do for him but all he's doing is moving teams and desks and staying in the same office?
Will yous have a leaving do for me, I'm going to go and post a thread in PF.
Charmless Man
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We're having leaving drinks (tea and cakes) this afternoon for a lad who is leaving our team to work on another team, meaning he's literally moving to the desks opposite ours.
Sound like a bunch of spenks. Tell them I said that anarl.
Lambchops
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We're having leaving drinks (tea and cakes) this afternoon for a lad who is leaving our team to work on another team, meaning he's literally moving to the desks opposite ours.
I avoid those things like the plague - I'm pretty anti-social when it comes to work functions
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Sebasaurus II
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Hang on. They're having a 'leaving' do for him but all he's doing is moving teams and desks and staying in the same office?
Will yous have a leaving do for me, I'm going to go and post a thread in PF.
I think they think it's cute and/or a bit of fun. It's from 4 til 5 so I can't even say I went on my break and forgot. It's in the work Google calendar as a set-in-stone meeting, so there's no getting away from it. I don't even really like tea or cake.
Lambchops
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any decent lasses there to perv on for the hour?
Charmless Man
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Ask if you can have some rum and cocaine instead then.
Can't you just tell them you have work to do/your dog is dying/you have a herpetic whitlow and can't touch anything/none of the above
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