Office/work-based things that make you want to die

[Sebasaurus II]

any decent lasses there to perv on for the hour?

Nope. I've seen two wads in the entire company and they aren't part of either team.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Can't you just tell them you have work to do/your dog is dying/you have a herpetic whitlow and can't touch anything/none of the above

Every single person who is responsible for delegating work to me will be at the tea party marra.

 

[Lambchops]

Nope. I've seen two wads in the entire company and they aren't part of either team.

wadn't go - if there's nowt to hold my attention I'd rather get on with my work

 

[Lil Layne]

I got a leaving party when I moved from one team to another . We went out on the hoy like, not tea and cakes.

 

[Lambchops]

Every single person who is responsible for delegating work to me will be at the tea party marra.

you work for chimps?

I got a leaving party when I moved from one team to another . We went out on the hoy like, not tea and cakes.

Call centre?

 

[Lil Layne]

you work for chimps?


Call centre?

Nope

 

[Lambchops]

Nope

just sounds like something that happens in call centres - 'oh, he's moving desk lets have a night out'

 

[dirty bristow]

I am on a work jolly next week, champagne reception and stuff.

 

[Frijj]

Every single person who is responsible for delegating work to me will be at the tea party marra.

Feign illness. Feign someone else's illness.

Tell them you've got a migraine and need to go for a walk.

 

[Lil Layne]

just sounds like something that happens in call centres - 'oh, he's moving desk lets have a night out'

I moved across centres to be fair, but I still work for the same company, speak to the same people almost daily. My old team must have just thought I was the absolute doggys whatsits I suppose and wanted to give me a proper send off.

 

[Lambchops]

I moved across centres to be fair, but I still work for the same company, speak to the same people almost daily. My old team must have just thought I was the absolute doggys whatsits I suppose and wanted to give me a proper send off.

or just wanted to make sure you were actually going?

 

[Lil Layne]

or just wanted to make sure you were actually going?

 

[Maravilla]

We're having leaving drinks (tea and cakes) this afternoon for a lad who is leaving our team to work on another team, meaning he's literally moving to the desks opposite ours.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

'From: XXXXXXXXX
Date: 2 September 2014 15:21
Subject: Odour within the building
To: LON_URGENT

There has been an incident in the sub basement where a blockage of material has created a major and unpleasant spillage, perhaps best described by the photograph attached.

We have resolved the primary issue but we are now experiencing an odour in the building as our air conditioning equipment intakes from a location close to the incident.

We have turned off this part of the air conditioning equipment for the remainder of the day and opened windows. The odour will quickly clear.

My apologies for any issues this has or will cause.'


We're literally breathing shit!!

 

[Lil Layne]

'From: XXXXXXXXX
Date: 2 September 2014 15:21
Subject: Odour within the building
To: LON_URGENT

There has been an incident in the sub basement where a blockage of material has created a major and unpleasant spillage, perhaps best described by the photograph attached.

We have resolved the primary issue but we are now experiencing an odour in the building as our air conditioning equipment intakes from a location close to the incident.

We have turned off this part of the air conditioning equipment for the remainder of the day and opened windows. The odour will quickly clear.

My apologies for any issues this has or will cause.'


We're literally breathing shit!!

Soooo... this photo...

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Soooo... this photo...

It's not at all interesting. I can't be arsed to find a host to share it on here. It's just a lot of brown water.

 

[Lil Layne]

It's not at all interesting. I can't be arsed to find a host to share it on here. It's just a lot of brown water.

So they sent out a picture of shitty water on an official email? Fuckin hell

 

[Sebasaurus II]

So they sent out a picture of shitty water on an official email? Fuckin hell

They did. I don't really how that's a problem mind? It was an internal email obviously.

 

[Lil Layne]

They did. I don't really how that's a problem mind? It was an internal email obviously.

My mate sent out a picture of his shite to everyone in the company (by accident, it was only meant to go to 3 or 4 of us) and they sacked him claiming it as inappropriate.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

My mate sent out a picture of his shite to everyone in the company (by accident, it was only meant to go to 3 or 4 of us) and they sacked him claiming it as inappropriate.

Not the same thing though is it?