Lambchops
Striker
I couldn't get a blowjob if I were laid down in a brothel with a honey covered cock man
you are one pathetic loser - no offence
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I couldn't get a blowjob if I were laid down in a brothel with a honey covered cock man
I couldn't get a blowjob if I were laid down in a brothel with a honey covered cock man
OFF OUT TO BUY CAMPING GEAR
WEATHER IS LUSH
I now have some warped vision of the Churchill dog saying "ma-honey"That's because prostitutes usually take payment in the form of money, not honey.
I'm not from London and don't live in London.
Apart from that you're spot o... Oh hang on you're nowhere near spot on.
So fuck off.
Wew
I'm gonna cave
fell out with the missus so im in the bar now
fell out with the missus so im in the bar now
You've done it on purpose again haven't you !
I'll have one with you marra
good lad
she reckons i go to the pub too much, doesnt realise that i do it for her so she can hsve time to herself barmy bugger
Aye that one doesn't wash here either!
Maybe we should become Virgins like thrush or just shit at pulling birds like Seb
you are one pathetic loser - no offence
You act like this is new information.
what did you have in your 'frozen' lunchbox today to eat by yourself by the bins behind the office?
I was a lazy twat and bought sandwiches. I'd love a Frozen lunchbox mind. I'd happily have one but I think the lasses in the office would think I'm gay. Well, more gay than they already think I am.
its the skinny jeans mate
was filling the car today and this knacker pulled up at the next pump, sandals, skinny jeans, denim shirt open to his middle and a f***ing scarf - it was 30 degrees - was driving aBMW like so to be expected. i imagine thats how @Jacka dresses when he's in aberdeen
I don't wear skinny jeans to the office. Navy blue trousers, brown shoes, brown belt and a white shirt today. No tie.
I'm wearing skinny jeans and a denim shirt right this very minute though.
Oh and @Jacka is well known in Aberdeen he doesn't need to wear anything, they can spot him by the way he walks.
What you mean by that sport billy ?its the skinny jeans mate
was filling the car today and this knacker pulled up at the next pump, sandals, skinny jeans, denim shirt open to his middle and a f***ing scarf - it was 30 degrees - was driving aBMW like so to be expected. i imagine thats how @Jacka dresses when he's in aberdeen
you have questionable dress taste gimli, i've seen the flappers so i'm right