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Just tell him, if you don't have 2 players behind you when the ball is played, you're offside.
I'm serious
You're either joking or a bloke who doesn't know the offside rule.
Let's confuse him with the old one plus the goalkeeper scenario...Just tell him, if you don't have 2 players behind you when the ball is played, you're offside.
Then he's less likely to be offended when you show him the scene from Bend It Like Beckham where the bloke tries to explain the offside rule to his wife.He actually is
Then when he thinks he's got it throw in the active/passive/interfering with play angle.Let's confuse him with the old one plus the goalkeeper scenario...
Plenty people get caught out with that, when the keeper is out and they pass it and there's only one player.Let's confuse him with the old one plus the goalkeeper scenario...
He actually is
And there is the perfect example of someone getting the offside rule wrong. The players don't have to be behind you, it depends on the direction of the ball and also on the half on the pitch the player is in too.Just tell him, if you don't have 2 players behind you when the ball is played, you're offside.
By behind I meant between you and the goal btw.And there is the perfect example of someone getting the offside rule wrong. The players don't have to be behind you, it depends on the direction of the ball and also on the half on the pitch the player is in too.
It isn't complicated, but when people try to simplify it they invariably get it wrong which then adds further confusion to anyone trying to learn it.
Watching motd and trying ( with great difficulty) to explain to my mate who has no interest in football, how the offside rule works. I've literally tried every explanation and even used bottles of bud to explain: the fucker still doesn't understand and has me frustrated!!!!
Easy explanations anyone?????
Yes, usually officials, pro's and players. Lee Clark recently iirc. It is quite unusual and the first time I saw it many years ago flummaxed me. Obviously was never aware of it until then.Plenty people get caught out with that, when the keeper is out and they pass it and there's only one player.
Best to know the rules
I'm a woman and I know!
To *. Unless it's a throw or corner or goal kick. Or the ball isn't played forward. Or in your own half. Or other stuff.When the ball is played. If there is not two opposing players between the player intending too receive the ball and the goal line. Then he is offside
If he doesn't understand that there's nee hope.
Watching motd and trying ( with great difficulty) to explain to my mate who has no interest in football, how the offside rule works. I've literally tried every explanation and even used bottles of bud to explain: the fucker still doesn't understand and has me frustrated!!!!
Easy explanations anyone?????
Put Dirty Dancing on and tell him when Johnny catches"Baby" in that dance..and there isn't 2 other dancers between him and the edge of the stage...he's offside