Phrases that get on ones tits?

[Pilner]

Not so much a phrase,but people who laugh after everything they say. They'd probably still have a laugh while explaining your loved ones have been butchered by a gang of angry goats

 

[jcrossan]

anything remotely contentious that gets '-gate' slapped onto the end of the word.

 

[sid84763]

Chilax
Glitz
You/I smashed it.

A bloke at work, "where are we with traction on this piece?"
Entry in plan - Prepare governance collateral for submission - Fuck me, it's a form that needs completing!!!

 

[martinlumley]

Not a phrase, but the word 'tinnies' for cans of beer.

 

[eddyr]

People who say "roll on" please gather yourself a cross and crucify yourself for using such putrid language.

 

[Finnman]

The widespread incorrect use of the word "random," usually by radio 1 presenters

 

[eddyr]

Not a phrase, but the word 'tinnies' for cans of beer.

Fosters' glamorised that particular saying... "All cool Aussies say it"... na not for me!

 

[Big Duke Six]

And she said, and he said, and she said, and she said. Then he said.

FUCK OFF!

 

[only1kilbane]

"Alright Man" or using man when talking to you. Aye I know I am a man cheers for reminding me you spa

 

[superdougle]

Date night

 

[eddyr]

"Alright Man" or using man when talking to you. Aye I know I am a man cheers for reminding me you spa

Equally the use of "dude".. people who call others dude deserve a smack.

 

[Amnorrageordie]

People answering a question with, absolutely, instead of a simple yes.

 

[Mackem Chris]

When people say "tell him/her I was asking after him"

Nor fuck off, tell them yourself.

Apologies if SEB but couldn't be arsed to go through 7 pages.

 

[peil]

Is it wrong I'm going through this list and thinking "yep, used that"

 

[willin']

Anyone who says something is , "quite unique", or some other qualification. It's either unique or it isn't!

When I was working the phrase " Senior Leadership Team" - why not "Backstabbing Bastards"?

 

[Sur la Mer Mackem]

Possibly already on list and can't be arsed to read whole thread but the use of the word "effectively" gets right on my tits.
Also saying "no" followed straight after by "yes" at the start of a sentence or vice vera.

 

[urmom777]

Is it wrong I'm going through this list and thinking "yep, used that"

I've done the same.

Especially being a student, I hear these sayings every day some of which I use.
Hate people saying "faceyB" for Facebook though.

 

[Amnorrageordie]

I've done the same.

Especially being a student, I hear these sayings every day some of which I use.
Hate people saying "faceyB" for Facebook though.

Could mean facey bellend

 

[Cosmic T. Cat]

An old mate of mine starts damn near every sentence with "again", as if referring to something previously discussed, and it does my f***ing head in. He also replaces the important parts of anything he's saying with "blah di blah di blah", and constantly asks for validation with "do you know what I mean?"

He even came out with "Again, it's like blah di blah di blah, d'you know what I mean?" once, I kid you not.

 

[Son of Stan]

Toon army...toon army (and repeat...or NOT!)
I used to work with a bloke who used to say 'do you NOT know what I mean?' Eh? I never knew whether to say yes or no!