Phrases that get on ones tits?

[DisillusionedOldGit]

The addition of the often unnecessary word " even " to so many sentences .

 

[The Great Soprendo]

"granularity"

The smartarse business manager's new word for "detail".

 

[Royston Vasey]

"Can I get....." No you f***ing can't you Friends watching pretend yank twat. It's "Can I have...."

 

[Tomlaw]

"I could care less".

When you mean exactly the opposite.

 

[Tex]

An old mate of mine starts damn near every sentence with "again", as if referring to something previously discussed, and it does my f***ing head in. He also replaces the important parts of anything he's saying with "blah di blah di blah", and constantly asks for validation with "do you know what I mean?"

He even came out with "Again, it's like blah di blah di blah, d'you know what I mean?" once, I kid you not.

Gary Bennet?

 

[Chad73]

To be fair

 

[mini-x2]

Haven't read the whole thread but...

'I'm loving (insert whatever simpleton is 'loving') at the moment'

Also people who use the term 'Maccy Dees'
and those who call hooded tops 'hoodies'

 

[Tex]

To be fair

You sir, are a gentleman!

 

[fishboy]

Nee shit Sherlock

 

[forzamilansafc]

Super Sunday

MNF

 

[RestlessNatives]

Starting sentences with "aaaah." Bad enough when they are saying it but when typing it is the work of a simpleton.

Yesterday I saw someone on Facebook say he was still "Mad for it." This would only be appropriate if he was (a) In Oasis or (b) In 1996.

 

[Chad73]

You sir, are a gentleman!

Does my head in!
Being a taxi driver i can confirm this is the most overly used phrase especially among the youngins/fuckin students

 

[tunstallhill]

When someone does or says something slightly funny or makes a silly mistake and one that f their boring friends will go 'eee Sheila, there's arnly Yae could come out with something like that '

 

[Tex]

Does my head in!
Being a taxi driver i can confirm this is the most overly used phrase especially among the youngins/fuckin students

Despite being a mIdfielfer you must be new around here. 'To be honest' and 'To be fair' are far and away the most egregiously over-used - while being completely pointless - phrases in use on this board, and perhaps in the Engish language.

 

[Dixie50]

Please reach out to George/Fred for advice.....

 

[houst69]

This one is really en vogue at the moment, and suitably boils my piss.

'Moving Forward'

"Can I get" in restaurants really boils my piss, it's please can I have you f***ing geeks

 

[Chad73]

Despite being a mIdfielfer you must be new around here. 'To be honest' and 'To be fair' are far and away the most egregiously over-used - while being completely pointless - phrases in use on this board, and perhaps in the Engish language.

Never noticed to be honest mate

 

[danielsan]

just the word "mate" on the end of every f***ing sentence...i dont know you, im not your mate, and you look like a ****...now fuck off!!!

 

[Laidback Jack]

"Turned round and said"

It's already been said but really annoys me. Does everyone face the opposite direction before speaking to anyone?

When people say double negatives- ridiculously annoying. "Haven't got nee money" so you have got some then you spunkstain

 

[Keawyeds]

"Can I get....." No you f***ing can't you Friends watching pretend yank twat. It's "Can I have...."

That infuriates me. If I catch myself doing it, I have to apologise and start again. It's an awful expression. Bloody septics. This is their fault