Phrases that get on ones tits?

[Royston Vasey]

That infuriates me. If I catch myself doing it, I have to apologise and start again. It's an awful expression. Bloody septics. This is their fault

I suppose strictly speaking it's
"may I have"

 

[Butcher's Coat]

I suppose strictly speaking it's
"may I have"

With a please?????

Anything with"signature" - I f***ing hate these Septic phrases.
Signature cocktail
Signature dish
Signature coffee bean blend......and it goes on and on!

 

[elder]

people who start every sentence with "It was really funny..."

i also hate the word 'franchise', which seems to be used for any multiple or sequel of anything.

 

[dixonsafc]

One of the ones that does my tits in off here is when someone goes on holiday and they 'take in a match'.

You went to a match, you f***ing twat.

 

[martinlumley]

Never noticed to be honest mate

brilliant!

 

[the flying graysons]

You never heard anyone say
"Mein schlechtes"?

Or mea culpa

 

[GBSAFC]

This one is really en vogue at the moment, and suitably boils my piss.

'Moving Forward'

minutiae detail.... my arms would not get tired punching anybody using said phrase

 

[Royston Vasey]

minutiae detail.... my arms would not get tired punching anybody using said phrase

I wouldn't even know how to pronounce it

 

[Keawyeds]

With a please?????

Anything with"signature" - I f***ing hate these Septic phrases.
Signature cocktail
Signature dish
Signature coffee bean blend......and it goes on and on!

If you write your name better on more important letters, is it your Signature Signature?

 

[Tadger]

Too many to mention.

One thing I've never understood is why people always say Poole, Dorset rather than just Poole.

You don't say it for anywhere else.

 

[Scimmy]

One that's started cropping up on here, utilised during the many "I don't agree with your viewpoint" threads is repeating the opposition posters assertion then following it with "Wow!"

If you did that in real life you'd get punched, simple as...

I concur. Or the other really patronising, "assumed intellectual superiority" style of put down of somebody else's suggestion: "I'm not sure that (enter victim dimwit's suggestion) is a good idea...." as if the writer has given weighty and serious consideration to the intricacies and consequences of the proposed action, rather than haughtily typing some pat cliche.

Was that sentence too long, BTW?

Yes.... A cheeky curry or a cheeky chilli. Twats.

Damn right. They need a cheeky visit to Equatorial Guinea followed by a very cheeky Ebola infection!

 

[Sebastien]

"Let me just take some details there before we begin"

Tell you what, fuck off. I'll decide if I want you to have my phone number so you can ring up every fecking time you get a heap of shite in as part-exchange.
(Car salesmen, this is aimed at you)

Too many to mention.

One thing I've never understood is why people always say Poole, Dorset rather than just Poole.

You don't say it for anywhere else.

Consett, County Durham. Just to remind the daft gets they aren't Mags

 

[Scimmy]

the use of the words 'challenging' and 'challenge' really means a f***ing problem.

I once worked at a place where you were told to view every problem as an "opportunity". This was before "challenge" was even a twinkle in Mr Buzzword's eye.

Two that get on my tits

On point (corporate f***ing bollocks)

Arks (it's not arks is ask you complete twat !!!)

Or axe!