rachel riley

[TiredEyes]

I'm on me way, looking to grab a little lock of hair to add to my collection

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[Pants]

I'm on me way, looking to grab a little lock of hair to add to my collection

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Where abouts on her body to you intend to obtain this hair from?

 

[Deleted member 26]

I'm driving up, be there in 90 mins. Save me a hand job.

 

[ProfessionalMackem]

Not one pic? Not even one request for pics?

This f***ing place is going to the shitters marra.

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thank me with a like...

Just a bit higher pet.......................

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

Ad have to hide me todger up my boxers when walking past her. You know that trick when you've got a stot on and you tuck it up in between the waste band on your boxers

 

[Freddie the Greek]

I love ladies football

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She'll slip over on grass playing in them like, silly girl.

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

I would put my dick in a George foreman grill for two minutes just to hear her say a swear-word...

I would crawl through broken glass a mile long just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

 

[TiredEyes]

Where abouts on her body to you intend to obtain this hair from?

Just off her head, pluck a single hair (after I've smelled it) and place it carefully in my display box with the others.

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[HarrogateMackem]

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[chriswallace85]

Ad have to hide me todger up my boxers when walking past her. You know that trick when you've got a stot on and you tuck it up in between the waste band on your boxers

"Operation waistband".

 

[Town End Farmer Giles]

So hows her arse looking today then? Nee pics of her yet?

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

"Operation waistband".

Dee it every morning walking to the toilet

 

[shepherd88]

So hows her arse looking today then? Nee pics of her yet?

http://instagram.com/p/uiVIvEDRgO/ Far to covered up for me liking. Not even that cold, soft southern tart, does she not know the North east lasses dress sense

 

[Deleted member 20380]

Had a bit of a chat with her for a bit. Got a photo to wind my girlfriend up with as she knows how much I love Rachael Riley.

Nice lass!

 

[vidal baboon]

Had a bit of a chat with her for a bit. Got a photo to wind my girlfriend up with as she knows how much I love Rachael Riley.

Nice lass!

A photo of her fuckin arse I hope Christopher?

 

[chriswallace85]

Dee it every morning walking to the toilet

It's a term me n me marra coined in school when we were on about it.

 

[John Steed]

Isn't she being banged by some Russian dancer these days? He'd be a better choice for telling you how to keep the cold out.

 

[Deleted member 20380]

A photo of her fuckin arse I hope Christopher?

I'm afraid I was the only arse in the photo.
It's her first time in the north east she said. I told her well done for coming to Sunderland first then. She said she was in Newcastle first because she missed her original train. I shook my head and told her not to bother with them up the road.

Basically my crack is atrocious.

 

[gabbiadini1]

Gutted. Not going to be up till tonight

 

[vidal baboon]

I'm afraid I was the only arse in the photo.
It's her first time in the north east she said. I told her well done for coming to Sunderland first then. She said she was in Newcastle first because she missed her original train. I shook my head and told her not to bother with them up the road.

Basically my crack is atrocious.

You should have impressed her with a reference to her job on Countdown

"Suck my consonant vowel consonant consonant please Rachel"

or

I'm good at maths... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!