Richard 'Patridge' Madeley quotes
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Icarebecauseyoudo
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Is this supposed to make me like him less or more?
Who's Pat Ridge?
Ramshanker
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30.After Ricky Gervais points out the cameraman is doing the ‘wanker sign’ behind Madeleys back
“He’s been doing it most of the week (sighs). He doesn’t realize that I can see him doing it in the reflection from the other camera’s Auto-cue…I don’t know why he’s still working here, really.”
That's Classic Partridge!
“He’s been doing it most of the week (sighs). He doesn’t realize that I can see him doing it in the reflection from the other camera’s Auto-cue…I don’t know why he’s still working here, really.”
That's Classic Partridge!
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Mace
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To an anorexic lass - "5 stone. That's concentration camp thin." 
Ramshanker
Winger
8.To one of the Birmingham 6
‘What do you notice most that has changed during your 18 years in jail?
Cars have five gears now, for example.”
‘What do you notice most that has changed during your 18 years in jail?
Cars have five gears now, for example.”
was just about to post this. Howling.8.To one of the Birmingham 6
‘What do you notice most that has changed during your 18 years in jail?
Cars have five gears now, for example.”
8.To one of the Birmingham 6
‘What do you notice most that has changed during your 18 years in jail?
Cars have five gears now, for example.”
That's post-Partridge.
Harry Angstrom
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He comes across as an utter Legend.
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Icarebecauseyoudo
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I fear it's all bullshit
You'd just like it to be true
You'd just like it to be true
some of it has to be.
Harry Angstrom
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ChrisAshley
Striker
18.To the comedians Punt and Dennis
”You two have been together for 24 years, just like me and Judy! Although me and Judy were only having an affair in the beginning, weren’t we Jude? Is that the same for you two, did you just start off as an affair too?”
21.When Interviewing Frank Sinatra’s daughter
“It’s obvious you loved your father, but do you think you were actually in love with him?”
38.After a man breaks down crying after meeting the paramedics who saved his life in a motorbike accident
“Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it”
Got tears rolling down my face from laughing, get the man back on tv!
”You two have been together for 24 years, just like me and Judy! Although me and Judy were only having an affair in the beginning, weren’t we Jude? Is that the same for you two, did you just start off as an affair too?”
21.When Interviewing Frank Sinatra’s daughter
“It’s obvious you loved your father, but do you think you were actually in love with him?”
38.After a man breaks down crying after meeting the paramedics who saved his life in a motorbike accident
“Stop crying! This is supposed to make you happy! Anyway after the break, the biggest dog in the UK. And he really is big. Don’t miss it”
Got tears rolling down my face from laughing, get the man back on tv!
TheWanderer
Striker
Laughing like a daft twat at my desk!28..Talking to a child who has spinal injuries meaning he had to wear a huge neck and head brace
“Hey you look just like Buzz Lightyear”
http://happyfingersproductions.com/guest-posts/defending-the-indefensible/
Apologies if Seb, but this is unreal
Talking to a child who has spinal injuries meaning he had to wear a huge neck and head brace
“Hey you look just like Buzz Lightyear”
Apologies if Seb, but this is unreal
Talking to a child who has spinal injuries meaning he had to wear a huge neck and head brace
“Hey you look just like Buzz Lightyear”
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