The Apprentice 2015

[kossoff]

Sam had to go!

 

[bloo71]

Sam had to go!

Could be prophetic that

 

[Scotty 1978]

Brett is a knob, but Sam being fired was probably the correct decision, Selina is amazing like

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Aye. The thing is that Sam was a bit crap but he seemed like one of the few in there that wasn't purely there to win.

First reason to get rid.....née room for passengers on big al's bus.

Not very nice of Scott, blanking him there...

Was class, fuck him.

Competitors.

 

[Steak Pie]

'May contain nuts'

That should be fine for someone with a but allergy then....

 

[Arkle]

'May contain nuts'

That should be fine for someone with a but allergy then....

Both teams are shocking! Richard talking sense....

 

[stapler]

'May contain nuts'

That should be fine for someone with a but allergy then....

 

[Arkle]

Bloody hell, it's a no enjoyment party for kids!

 

[stapler]

Bloody hell, it's a no enjoyment party for kids!

Jawohl mein Funenführer!

 

[Old Prestonian]

This is what happens when the fun police interfere with kids parties.

 

[Arkle]

'May contain nuts'

That should be fine for someone with a but allergy then....

Bloody Nutella...

 

[chelt_mackem]

This is so cringeworthy it's unwatchable. The hokey-cokey FFS

 

[Reptilia]

I'm actually physically cringing at this like . They are about to send this lass with the allergy to hospital as well you can just tell.

 

[Arkle]

Lass leaving...

 

[stapler]

This is so cringeworthy it's unwatchable. The hokey-cokey FFS

You put your left leg in
Your left leg out
In out in out you shake it all about
You kill the client's mummy
And you turn around
Here's what the fuck you shout
Oh ana-phyl-actic
Oh ana-phyl-actic
Oh ana-phyl-actic
Skin's blue
Heart's stopped
Rah rah rah

 

[Old Prestonian]

I'm actually physically cringing at this like . They are about to send this lass with the allergy to hospital as well you can just tell.

Leaves on a stretcher.

 

[Arkle]

Brett "Let's shock freeze the cake then waterboard it!"

 

[Steak Pie]

Both teams are shocking! Richard talking sense....

Some of the things on this task have been staggering.

 

[Arkle]

Some of the things on this task have been staggering.

Ultimately, at least ask the parents what they want in the first place. Gary at least did that. Didn't hop on one leg dressed as a fat ref though.

 

[Reptilia]

"They asked for the party to be memorable, it would certainly of been memorable if they had taken mum out on a bleedin' stretcher"