The 'man with the keys'

[Timsafc]

Was it as sidesplittingly funny as when we found out our players couldn't have ketchup? That was a hilarious few weeks on here, up there with the man with the keys

I wouldn't get so intense about it - it's easy to laugh about it now

 

[Baloo]

Dinnar, are you after a bit of Stefano like?

Aye.

 

[TopCat]

Barry T....

No that's too obvious. Let's say it's B.Truman

 

[DJM]

He just signed a five-year extension yesterday!

That's the man with the sledgehammer. Who needs keys?

 

[Mexico]

The man with the keys...

...Bring him home.

 

[MakemIndo]

Just need to ring the players agent

 

[lurker]

Anyone know what Ki is up to these days?

 

[Sebasaurus II]

I hear the man with the keys is really 'Wallnut Cake'; he's next level and he's arriving on a magic carpet.

What's the walnut cake crack? Of all the SMBisms it's the only one I still have no clue about.

 

[StiflerPG]

Willie the crazy but loveable school caretaker?

 

[GingerNick]

its the caretaker to unlock the training ground after the summer break

 

[lurker]

What's the walnut cake crack? Of all the SMBisms it's the only one I still have no clue about.

It's a joke about you that's why

 

[Yankee Mackem]

What's the walnut cake crack? Of all the SMBisms it's the only one I still have no clue about.

A user called hairflick was protesting about the proposed pure football boards by posting pictures of wallnut cakes. This lead to the much famed wallnut cake board, and the expression 'wallnut cake this shite'

 

[WackyJackyO]

Yale've had your keys.

(Reminds me of Tommy Ayre, RIP, "I have a Yale-type key.....")

 

[GingerNick]

Willie the crazy but loveable school caretaker?

do they still have caretakers who live on site

ours at junior school was the spitting double of Benny from crossroads...right down to the wooly hat and wellies...this was when crossroads was actually on the telly so I know it wasnt him after it was finished!

What's the walnut cake crack? Of all the SMBisms it's the only one I still have no clue about.

if you have to ask..you have not been here long enough

 

[bamba_blackcat]

Dinnar, are you after a bit of Stefano like?

I heard he prefers Greeks mate

 

[safcpauluk]

Anyone know what Ki is up to these days?

Yeah, running the show in a better team than ours. Sessegnon had the keys for us pity he didn't take em out his pocket. Hope we do get a class playmaker in this transfer window,other teams have picked up some goodins already.

 

[Daniels]

Wijnaldum

 

[Deleted member 31305]

This whole man with the keys thing was just another embarrassment for this club and the way this board went on about it was f***ing ridiculous. Can we please never mention it again?

What's the walnut cake crack? Of all the SMBisms it's the only one I still have no clue about.

"Tommy Turnip's" (ITK ) unbelievable ( ) craic for about 4 transfer window's running

Think he tried to pass it off as George McCartney in the end

 

[Sebasaurus II]

"Tommy Turnip's" (ITK ) unbelievable ( ) craic for about 4 transfer window's running

Think he tried to pass it off as George McCartney in the end

I am non the wiser.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

What's the walnut cake crack? Of all the SMBisms it's the only one I still have no clue about.

Ask @Jardin