Tonight's Masterchef.

[Left Breathless]

By that Alan in the top hat is absolutely shite. Hopefully the lads will knock this daft wanker out in the first round. Sweet potato and lobster indeed

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Bunch of f***ing cowboys the lot of them.
This show is shite now

 

[Left Breathless]

Bunch of f***ing cowboys the lot of them.
This show is shite now

I love it me. Met John last year and he's class.

 

[Medulla]

Sweet potato < potato

 

[Cee Jay]

Annoying few tonight...
Would have devoured that burger mind

 

[West Winger]

Just switched it on. The clip of him man. Mind that bloke last week with the ridiculous moustache actually turned out to be a canny cook.

 

[yorkyexile]

By that Alan in the top hat is absolutely shite. Hopefully the lads will knock this daft wanker out in the first round. Sweet potato and lobster indeed

That would take some tying together

 

[Barnacle Boy]

I love it me. Met John last year and he's class.

It's shit man.

Hahaha fuck off Alan

 

[Left Breathless]

Just switched it on. The clip of him man. Mind that bloke last week with the ridiculous moustache actually turned out to be a canny cook.

I didn't rate him like. Could present well but made mistakes.

Annoying few tonight...
Would have devoured that burger mind

Aye that would have been my choice of the opening bait.

 

[Medulla]

This Liverpool supporter is a bell end, eh? A proper Colin.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

This Liverpool supporter is a bell end, eh? A proper Colin.

I really hate him

 

[Medulla]

I love it me. Met John last year and he's class.

Lass at work was on it a few years back. Reckons both of them, Torode especially, are grim sleaze balls.

I really hate him

Hope he suffers an oil splash to the pyet.

 

[Left Breathless]

Lass at work was on it a few years back. Reckons both of them, Torode especially, are grim sleaze balls.

Wouldn't surprise me. He seemed canny when I met him but he's knocking that Lisa Faulkener off nowadays and I don't think he would have been perving on me.

 

[Pilner]

By that Alan in the top hat is absolutely shite. Hopefully the lads will knock this daft wanker out in the first round. Sweet potato and lobster indeed

Hew man, cant talk about Uncle Ben like that. If he had just stuck to his rice he would have won

 

[Arkle]

I reckon science man and the lass that doesn't have 47 children will go through.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Lass at work was on it a few years back. Reckons both of them, Torode especially, are grim sleaze balls.

Well he is an Australian

 

[Left Breathless]

Fuck me did anyone see Steven Wallis try to get his gut through that door. The fat bastard must be 30 stone!

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Hew man, cant talk about Uncle Ben like that. If he had just stuck to his rice he would have won

 

[Arkle]

Wrong door!

 

[Rubberglove]

That fella from last year will take some beating

Carl Nunnerley I think his name was

His food looked f***ing disgusting (Posh beans on toast and Plum dumpling spring to mind)