Unoffensive joke thread

[PTR]

(Sorry Mods - probably a bit too much.)
I'll try again

I haven't slept for 3 days, because that would be too long

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain

I was at the ATM, and an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over

Whiteboards are remarkable

 

[dangermows]

Reported

 

[PTR]

Reported

For being unfunny, I presume!

 

[StripedPaddy]

For being unfunny, I presume!

For pure unadulterated Sssssspenkery.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

Much better.

 

[JAZZMANB]

In 2005 i started selling trampolines to bands for their tour buses now everyone's jumping on the bandwagon

 

[gocatss]

Well, I had a fight with one of the UK's heavyweight boxing champions last night.
Once I tipped his wheelchair over he was history.

 

[JAZZMANB]

My breakfast is far too hot but im not one to blow my own crumpet

 

[AlpineExile]

For being unfunny, I presume!

Infunny, shirley?

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

(Sorry Mods - probably a bit too much.)
I'll try again

I haven't slept for 3 days, because that would be too long

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain

I was at the ATM, and an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over

Whiteboards are remarkable

Did you hear the one about the poster who couldn't tell his 'in' from his 'un'?

 

[PTR]

Infunny, shirley?

Had a beauty to share as well.
There's 4 on youtube, most offensive jokes or similar. Horrific, but hilarious. There's a Frankie Boyle one about his glasses coming off that nearly had me on the floor.

 

[JAZZMANB]

my cheeky wife suggested i get a penis enlarger,i did! she's 21 and called lisa

 

[mini-x2]

Ban this utterly boring cigar-chomping buffoon.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Whiteboards are remarkable

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[JAZZMANB]

Did the bloke who invented the drawing board get it right 1st time?

 

[viccarlton]

Bloke down the market the other day emptied a bottle of Domestos over the greengrocer's stall, he was arrested for a bleach of the peach.

 

[gocatss]

Ban this utterly boring cigar-chomping buffoon.

Is that something gay people do?

 

[mini-x2]

Is that something gay people do?

Probably.

 

[gocatss]

Probably.

Then press the ban button

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Why did Edward Woodward have four Ds in his name?

Because if he didn't he'd have had to be called Ewar Woowar