What Have You Learned Today?

[Occam's Razor]

That Sholing FC are based in Southampton.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

That a certain lady SMBer can do funny things with her eyebrows.

 

[Deleted member 18718]

I can't dance like I could in my teens or twenties..still gave it a good go though....the Mrs has still got it.....she's still my soul mate anarl.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

I've learnt that the wifey in the florists at the top of Chester is not only a wad but is pretty good at sourcing gladioli, dahlias and chrysanthemums at very short notice.

Piece of piss at this time of year man. Sorry.

 

[germanyjim]

That if someone gives you a recipe for piping gel, try it first before putting it straight onto a special celebration cake that you're making. That way you'll know that, although it initially looks good, it will seep water and have to be scraped off!

 

[rokerexile]

That William Golding was born and died in Cornwall.

 

[mcq10]

That no matter how much you clean up plaster dust it wont lift completely.

 

[Reedie8610]

I've learned fuck all I've been on a cpc course all week

 

[Big Duke Six]

A C Major scale.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Piece of piss at this time of year man. Sorry.

Hah, you would have thought so wouldn't you but noooooo....not Pom Pom chrysanths. She let me down.

 

[hefty em]

20 miles?Puff.

Could do that in my speedos.

That mice do not bounce.

And,that,yes Tesco shares do have further to drop.

Your ringpiece has clearly seen more action then mine then marra.

Tbh i got this from your posting history anarl.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Hah, you would have thought so wouldn't you but noooooo....not Pom Pom chrysanths. She let me down.

Aaah, now I understand. Hope you found them. Time seeking down Pom Pom chrysanths is time well spent.

 

[The Sinful Dwarf]

I really did learn something new today, bit I've forgotten it. Instead, from last week, kangaroos can't walk backwards.

 

[Cowvahlo]

Aaah, now I understand. Hope you found them. Time seeking down Pom Pom chrysanths is time well spent.

Sssh, don't tell anyone but I'm Chairman of a Leek Club and it's our show tomorrow. I can't grow flowers!

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Sssh, don't tell anyone but I'm Chairman of a Leek Club and it's our show tomorrow. I can't grow flowers!

Pics! Love owt like that me.

 

[HellsBells]

That a certain lady SMBer can do funny things with her eyebrows.

Eyebrow. Singular. Only the left one.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Eyebrow. Singular. Only the left one.

It's cracking mind. Will keep me amused for a very long time. Expect plenty of requests for eyebrow action today.

 

[taipeisafc]

Holidaying in North Korea?! How the hell has he managed that without going into one of "Dear Leader"'s black bags?

My daughters school is running a school trip there this year.

 

[the flying graysons]

There is some evidence that tumor exhibiting the war burg effect may potentially be controlled using a ketogenic diet.

 

[zwartekat]

That William G Stewart was a producer / director of some abysmal comedy shows such as Bless This House and Love Thy Neighbour and was married to Sally Geeson. I learnt this from a colleague rather than Wiki.