What Have You Learned Today?

[UaeExile]

Billy Pilgrim was mad as a box of frogs, or was he?

 

[ISOE II]

It's a long way from the banks of the River Wear to Offerton. All up hill and for half of it I had to listen to golf wankers looking for a ball.

 

[Cosmic T. Cat]

Billy Pilgrim was mad as a box of frogs, or was he?

The Tralfamadorians wouldn't have thought so

 

[UaeExile]

The Tralfamadorians wouldn't have thought so

If there's hidden, deeper meaning in there, the author wasted it on me

 

[Cowvahlo]

That @Cowvahlo can't drink.

Discovered that one of the lads filled his trophy with a mix if whiskey, vodka, tequila and a couple of other spirits. That might explain the bad head. On the plus side my farts have been that toxic today that no-one has bothered me all day.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Had to post it as Muggboots has just taught me that pressing the red upwards arrow on a quote takes you up to that post...

 

[Frijj]

There's a correlation between how religiously conservative a US state is and the percentage of porn viewed by internet viewers in that state which is gay porn.

 

[Lambchops]

That i dropped my strides in the bar and asked ghe barmaid if she'd seen the last chicken on the shelf in the bar last night. Apparently i'm barred now

 

[muggboots]

Had to post it as Muggboots has just taught me that pressing the red upwards arrow on a quote takes you up to that post...

That i dropped my strides in the bar and asked ghe barmaid if she'd seen the last chicken on the shelf in the bar last night. Apparently i'm barred now

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Do they come back?

He came back and said it was well worth the £1,400 for 6 days. I'm going to see if I can get over next year.

 

[Beaker]

My Jeep logo branded wallet is actually miles better than the 4x4's.

But is it tho? Really?

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

That I should probably have died last Friday. Blood pressure was 211/118

 

[Roger Senseless]

That I should probably have died last Friday. Blood pressure was 211/118

Are you a spacehopper?

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

Are you a spacehopper?

Thought I was on Friday. Never felt so ill.

 

[Roger Senseless]

Thought I was on Friday. Never felt so ill.

Shit mate that's scary. Was that resting, or Borini related?

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

Shit mate that's scary. Was that resting, or Borini related?

Certainly wasn't Borini related, but we don't know yet what caused it.

 

[WheyHey]

That my mate wee lives in the states wants to take things a little easier!

 

[Roger Senseless]

Certainly wasn't Borini related, but we don't know yet what caused it.

I take it it's never been up that high before? Did you have an angiogram?

 

[Beaker]

I learned that they do hip replacements without a general anasthetic these days, epidural and no sedative is the new way apparently. Wide awake and chatting away during the whole thing.

 

[ir35]

That physio on a frozen shoulder knacks like a bastard.