Wife carrying competition

[Hue Jorgan]

This is mental

 

[Space Hopper]

My wife is too big to be carried.

In fact, I wouldn't say she's fat but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back.

 

[HettonSAFC]

Better if you don’t like your lass. Fart in her face, half drown her, stot her head off a wooden log and just for good measure scrape the skin off her face in the gravel

 

[PeteFTM]

Thin white shorts is a brave choice

 

[dangermows]

Imagine that here with the fatty busters. Loads of blokes would have broken backs and end up with crush injuries

 

[Roker Mackem]

Imagine that here with the fatty busters. Loads of blokes would have broken backs and end up with crush injuries

Can't lift mine like..but that's more to do with me being a weakling than her being fat or owt

 

[Pnematic1]

“ yet another example of patriarchal dominance, the wom*n is reminded that she is dependent on m*n for survival. Wom*n bore the brunt of childcare during Covid……….”

 

[zinedine]

This is mental

It lacks a certain amount of dignity.

 

[dangermows]

“ yet another example of patriarchal dominance, the wom*n is reminded that she is dependent on m*n for survival. Wom*n bore the brunt of childcare during Covid……….”

Heads gone ^

 

[S.S.R..]

Brick, aren't you hosting this year's North East competition?

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[Hue Jorgan]

ozzy man’s commentary is class

 

[Pnematic1]

Heads gone ^

Just a bit of sarcasm mate given , ahem , recent debates…..

 

[Becs]

We should do a SMB pairs version

 

[humbug]

the winner wins the wife's weight in beer.

 

[turnthetide3]

I'd try it with our lass - and name our team the 'Hunchback carrying a Side of Ham'.