Worlds slowest team?

[Kenna]

Is there a reward for this? I've seen walking football that play faster than we do.

 

[Jonny]

It’s obscene how slow and ponderous we are. It’s anti football!
Stupidly boring, no attempt to try and score just keep possession at the back.
Waste of everyone’s time.

 

[englishman abroad]

Staggering that we have the youngest and the slowest team all at once

 

[DrewC]

Staggering that we have the youngest and the slowest team all at once

uncoordinated footballers my thoughts or the data was switched by the Mags

 

[The Fitter]

It's terrible to watch, we really have some lazy and slow players. We had a few opportunities to break, but all were cancelled out when the pass goes to Ekwah.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Backward pass Bellingham.

 

[Crispy32]

But, but, but Speakman bought them so they must be good

 

[fewster1949]

Is there a reward for this? I've seen walking football that play faster than we do.

Replace the cats on our badge with "crabs" thats about the pace and movement.

 

[dave hedgehog]

As just said on another thread our attacking options are none existent without clark and roberts. This league is a pieve of piss if you have a good selection of attackers to choose from

 

[Nil desperandum]

It helps when you recruit players with pace. Mundle, Chichy and Rigg were probably our fastest players today and they are by no means nijinsky

 

[Grimes]

They remind me of when Chris Eubank did that weird backwards run when he was on im a celeb

 

[nessen]

Is there a reward for this? I've seen walking football that play faster than we do.

It’s the constant trap the ball and pass to the next man or backwards. As for this passing from keeper to defender. We lose it our own half a lot of the time! We’d be better with a good old fashioned hoof out.