Your least favourite chocolate bar?

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Anything by Cadbury's.
Dunno if it's just my higher standards of taste but cheap chocolate burns my throat. Also Hershey bars leave an aftertaste reminiscent of vomit.
 
ajthemackem said:
If you have ever been unlucky enough to open a regular bar of Hershey’s milk chocolate (or Hershey kisses for that matter) you will know what this blog post is all about.
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Vomit in a stylish package.
http://nitecloak.wordpress.com/2009...milk-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit/hersheychoc/
Smooth and inviting, but looks can be deceiving!
The second you unwrap some of the Hershey Corporation’s “finest” you’re nostrils will be assailed by the faint but distinct aroma of what can only be described as baby’s vomit. Hold your nose and take a bite, but beware, it doesn’t get any better!
The stuff tastes positively vile. Rank even. The aftertaste is so reminiscent of having thrown up in your own mouth that you are quite likely to do just that.

Refrigerating this ‘chocolate’ does little to stave off the nausea brought on by smelling and tasting this uniquely American candy. If you’re unlucky enough to try it for the first time at room temperature, or worse, out of a warm trouser/pant pocket, you’ll be in for a real treat. Not.

There is a good reason why Hershey’s chocolate has this distinct aroma and flavor, they use soured milk (instead of buttermilk or cocoa butter) and have done for decades, all the way back to the Second World War. That’s right, soured milk. How many people do you know love to chug-a-lug on a lumpy, cheesy carton of soured milk? None that I know of, but many Americans and devotees in many other parts of the world lap this stuff up by the million.

Chocolate + Sour Milk = Fail?

http://nitecloak.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/hersheys-classic-milk-chocolate-tastes-like-vomit/
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Never even heard of it mate
 
steadybreeze said:
Yorkie bars taste like cooking chocolate and the huge blocks loosen your teeth
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Yorkies are rank.
Galaxy isn't a lot better
hershey >>
rank
moving off the bottom but not good >>> Lion, Picnic, wafer types, kitkat, bar 6 etc
getting better
Mars
Caramac
Crunchie
Topic
near top Bounty - especially if frozen/cold
Turkish delight

Fry's dark covered cream bars, be they mint, plain or the fruit ones (milk chocolate ones don't count) are right up with the best.

Depends on how hungry you are and what you are doing.
Twix is for football matches, never buy them otherwise.
 
Yorkie bars

Impossible to eat and knock your teeth out. Wouldn't mind to be honest but they've hardly got any taste to them.
 
I can't believe that TOBLERONE has not been mentioned . An absolutely ghastly confection. Hard as iron containing bits of what I always presumed to be melted plastic that get stuck in your teeth.

Give me Five Boys any day
 
Lord Potts said:
I can't believe that TOBLERONE has not been mentioned . An absolutely ghastly confection. Hard as iron containing bits of what I always presumed to be melted plastic that get stuck in your teeth.

Give me Five Boys any day
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Good shout with the toblerone.
 
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