Your Unusual Superpower

[Keawyeds]

Inspired by this gem -

If I could choose one superpower I think it would be the ability to create lesbians.

What would your unusual superpower be?

 

[Arkle]

I'd like to change the colour of peoples' hair.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Finding places to eat in Durham

 

[Roger Senseless]

I'd be able to choose what me chuffs smell like. Could do with a quick pot pourri blast ATM.

 

[Flavonoids]

Mod, a banning Mod.

 

[monkeytassle]

neck a pint in record time.

 

[Marcosplace]

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[Cockney Mackem]

To be able to see the underlying pictures in those Magic Eye diagrams slightly before everyone else

 

[errant]

Inspired by this gem -



What would your unusual superpower be?

why?

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[Chappers]

I look at women and their clothes just fall off.

 

[Tomma]

Getting my kids to shut up for longer than a minute just by the power of thought, and then getting paid in beer and crisps each time I do it.

 

[Charmless Man]

There's that advert where everything the bloke touches turns to skittles. I'd like that but everything I touch turns to chilli heatwave doritos.

 

[DeathTrooper]

There's that advert where everything the bloke touches turns to skittles. I'd like that but everything I touch turns to chilli heatwave doritos.

Difficult to wank I imagine

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Difficult to wank I imagine

Need to invest in a nice pair of calfskin gloves

 

[maygo]

Getting my kids to shut up for longer than a minute just by the power of thought, and then getting paid in beer and crisps each time I do it.

There'll come a time when you'll wish they'd talk to you the way they did when they were little, instead of the usual 'giz money', giz a lift', 'giz food' or just silence

 

[Typhoonftm]

Read womens minds! Would save so much aggro.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

There's that advert where everything the bloke touches turns to skittles. I'd like that but everything I touch turns to chilli heatwave doritos.

Why have you changed your avatar? It's very confusing.

 

[Keawyeds]

neck a pint in record time.

That's not a superpower, that's just a waste of beer.

Why have you changed your avatar? It's very confusing.

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[oROSSo]

the ability to guess football scores correctly but only after the event, before you've seen the score.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

The ability to heat things up with my right hand, and cool things down with the left.