Your Unusual Superpower

[Charmless Man]

Need to invest in a nice pair of calfskin gloves

They'd turn to crisps.

My body, of course, would be immune.

Why have you changed your avatar? It's very confusing.

So it is.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

So it is.

I understand he's a Northern Irish character from Coronation St, but ha'way mate, you're better than this.

 

[Charmless Man]

I understand he's a Northern Irish character from Coronation St, but ha'way mate, you're better than this.

He's in the big house noy, so he is.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

He's in the big house noy, so he is.

 

[j.w]

Trip people over by just looking at them

I'd be constantly happy

 

[Charmless Man]

Catch yourself on there Sebasaurus II lad, it's just a bit of craic, so it is.

 

[Big Sharp Teeth]

The ability to jump into tomorrow before anyone else gets there. I'd mess around with stuff, jump back today and then have a good laugh tomorrow watching the confused looks on people's faces.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Catch yourself on there Sebasaurus II lad, it's just a bit of craic, so it is.

Remember when you used to be canny?

 

[Charmless Man]

Remember when you used to be canny?

No. Do you?

 

[monkeytassle]

That's not a superpower, that's just a waste of beer.

this is incorrect. I don't spill a drop

Trip people over by just looking at them

I'd be constantly happy

especially fat people. fat children if we want to be specific.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

No. Do you?

No mate.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

They'd turn to crisps.

My body, of course, would be immune.



So it is.

Calfskin gloves? Affected by magic transformative powers? Since when?

 

[j.w]

this is incorrect. I don't spill a drop


especially fat people. fat children if we want to be specific.

When they are just about to take a bite of a cake aswell

 

[Charmless Man]

Calfskin gloves? Affected by magic transformative powers? Since when?

Since I became some weird, crispy Midas.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

The ability to see things 2 seconds before they happen.I would call my self Anticipator man.And that i could bestow it upon whoever i wanted for a period of time.My first recipient would be to Vito or Panti for a couple of hours.

 

[Tomma]

There'll come a time when you'll wish they'd talk to you the way they did when they were little, instead of the usual 'giz money', giz a lift', 'giz food' or just silence

I don't doubt it for a second.
But I'll be honest, it's not at the forefront of my mind at the minute while they're systematically doing their best to combine and bring me down!

 

[willin']

I look at women and their clothes just fall off.

I refer you to the post above yours.

 

[Mackem Chris]

Read womens minds! Would save so much aggro.

If you couldn't control it, its a nightmare have you seen "What women want" with Mel Gibson?

 

[Lambchops]

Remember when you used to be canny?

he's lost the plot a little bit lately mate - I have noticed this - his posts are becoming even more stupid and pointless than before, I think he's been smoking some of the super-plants he manufactures

 

[joemcdokes]

Read womens minds! Would save so much aggro.

Now you're being silly, you couldn't keep up however great your super power was.