Your Unusual Superpower

[Spot]

the power to steal anyone elses super power

 

[tysonstorm]

The ability to make people violently sick and shit themselves with explosive diarrhoea when I look at them.


....wait I already have that power.

 

[Mackem Chris]

the power to steal anyone elses super power

You been watching Misfits?

 

[Lambchops]

The ability to make people violently sick and shit themselves with explosive diarrhoea when I look at them.


....wait I already have that power.

I wish you'd stop following me around

 

[Mackem Chris]

The ability to make yourself instantly sober for them moments when you can't get your f***ing key in the door etc.

 

[dangermows]

Inspired by this gem -



What would your unusual superpower be?

Fucks the point in creating lesbians? Ya want to be able to fire ya cock in ffs!

 

[Spot]

You been watching Misfits?

nope
the power to kill off reality tv

 

[dangermows]

Read womens minds! Would save so much aggro.

It would scare the shit out of ya!

 

[joemcdokes]

Fucks the point in creating lesbians? Ya want to be able to fire ya cock in ffs!

Maybes they want men for themselves.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Now you're being silly, you couldn't keep up however great your super power was.

Would it be a brain overload?

If you couldn't control it, its a nightmare have you seen "What women want" with Mel Gibson?

Nah, and I'm actually glad now!

 

[dangermows]

I look at women and their clothes just fall off.

Id hate that like cos you might glance at a fat f***ing stinker by mistake!

 

[Mackem Chris]

nope
the power to kill off reality tv

We all posses that power, if we didn't watch it, it would be gone.

 

[dangermows]

Maybes they want men for themselves.

Ahhhhhhh i see. Puffs!

 

[joemcdokes]

We all posses that power, if we didn't watch it, it would be gone.

It wouldn't, they make up the viewing figures.

 

[Wilfy]

I look at women and their clothes just fall off.

I can see a downside marra, imagine giving her a look of disgust.

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[dangermows]

Would be pretty good if I could make my balls vibrate.

The ability to see things 2 seconds before they happen.I would call my self Anticipator man.And that i could bestow it upon whoever i wanted for a period of time.My first recipient would be to Vito or Panti for a couple of hours.

I can do that already. Well just before Jozy shoots I see it hitting the corner flag.

 

[Lambchops]

I can see a downside marra, imagine giving her a look of disgust.

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I've done worse so its a WAD from me

 

[Spot]

I've done worse so its a WAD from me

make sure your GPS is turned on in case of emergency

 

[Chappers]

I can see a downside marra, imagine giving her a look of disgust.

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Have to take the rough with the smooth.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

The power to turn people in to cake