'Dating' culture

[greedminds]

Who exaggerates the most, @Sebasaurus II or @greedminds ?

I'm not sure how you can exaggerate being hit on by two of bananarama

Say that they were wearing mink coats ?

 

[Lambchops]

I found a blob wrapper under the bed when I bucked a then ex. uncomfortable few moments given it wasn't mine.

i bucked 3 lasses in 12 hours and never showered between - one sucking the others batter off the general made me feel like I was striking a blow against the bitches

 

[Brexit]

I'm not sure how you can exaggerate being hit on by two of bananarama

Say that they were wearing mink coats ?

My theory is that you brushed past two of them in a bar and exchanged pleasantries.

 

[Lambchops]

I'm not sure how you can exaggerate being hit on by two of bananarama

Say that they were wearing mink coats ?

you could have been hit on by 3 of bananrama - simple

 

[greedminds]

My theory is that you brushed past two of them in a bar and exchanged pleasantries.

na , was sat having drinks with them in the met bar in london

i shit mesel and legged it btw

you could have been hit on by 3 of bananrama - simple

you seen the nutty one ?

 

[monkeytassle]

you could have been hit on by 3 of bananrama - simple

still wad

 

[Dogbark]

I'm not sure how you can exaggerate being hit on by two of bananarama

Say that they were wearing mink coats ?

Were you talkin' Italian?

 

[Lambchops]

na , was sat having drinks with them in the met bar in london

i shit mesel and legged it btw


you seen the nutty one ?

nah but i dare say I still would

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Who exaggerates the most, @Sebasaurus II or @greedminds ?

Honestly mate she really did get some flowers delivered. Why the doubts?

 

[greedminds]

Were you talkin' Italian?

 

[peil]

Simple isn't it. 'No, sorry, I'm seeing somebody'

f***ing bitches wonder why we can't stand them.

Had one lass, went out with her once and round to her once, found out she was seeing someone steady so I cut it off on the spot.
She ended up stalking the shite out me and had to get the police involved eventually.
Obviously a f***ing headcase as a) she was still seeing the other guy, engaged I think and b) Apparently I was the arsehole cos I thought she was taking the piss.

you seen the nutty one ?

Gets on here as I recall

 

[Steve H]

It is indeed a funny old game.

 

[sid84763]

It turns out the flowers were sent anonymously so they assumed they were from last night's date; they weren't. They're from her ex who's trying to win her back by being a creepy ****.

He needs to get some and move on. When the missus did the dirty I said if I get past what you have done is there a future, she said no. I said you're out the gang, now fuck off. Her and her new husband work
on the floor below me.

 

[MonkeyLove]

So he's a bottom, not a top?

Gayer right here. Knows all the terms.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

He needs to get some and move on. When the missus did the dirty I said if I get past what you have done is there a future, she said no. I said you're out the gang, now fuck off. Her and her new husband work
on the floor below me.

Ouch.

 

[Charmless Man]

Gayer right here. Knows all the terms.

That's ok mate. You're allowed to think that. It's disappointing that you seem to think it's an insult though, I feel sorry for you.

 

[Mackem00]

I spent one evening of time and money on an old flame from school. at the end of the evening she told me she already had a boyfriend. never again.

Sucker!!!

 

[Sebasaurus II]

That's ok mate. You're allowed to think that. It's disappointing that you seem to think it's an insult though, I feel sorry for you.

I think I've missed something here.

 

[monkeytassle]

Sucker!!!

f***ing hell, cheers mate

 

[MonkeyLove]

That's ok mate. You're allowed to think that. It's disappointing that you seem to think it's an insult though, I feel sorry for you.

No insult implied. Simply an observation you know what I believe are common terms in homosexuals circles