'Dating' culture

[sid84763]

Ouch.

Ouch indeed but I know the brown adrenalin runs down his legs everytime we pass as I have never meted out retribution, but he always thinks it's coming and that is better. Psychological warfare can be as
destructive in certain circumstances.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Ouch indeed but I know the brown adrenalin runs down his legs everytime we pass as I have never meted out retribution, but he always thinks it's coming and that is better. Psychological warfare can be as
destructive in certain circumstances.

Did she do the dirty with the same fella she's now married to?

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

It's done by the kind of people who like Michael Buble, nuff said

 

[Porridge]

Had one lass, went out with her once and round to her once, found out she was seeing someone steady so I cut it off on the spot.
She ended up stalking the shite out me and had to get the police involved eventually.
Obviously a f***ing headcase as a) she was still seeing the other guy, engaged I think and b) Apparently I was the arsehole cos I thought she was taking the piss.


Gets on here as I recall

Self mutilation's a bit of a drastic response isn't it?

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Ouch indeed but I know the brown adrenalin runs down his legs everytime we pass as I have never meted out retribution, but he always thinks it's coming and that is better. Psychological warfare can be as
destructive in certain circumstances.

I wouldn't be able to resist asking him if she'd done random obscene acts with him yet as she did them all of the time with you. Made up of course.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

It's done by the kind of people who like Michael Buble, nuff said

I'm currently grafting to the soothing sounds off Micky Bubbles like.

I wouldn't be able to resist asking him if she'd done random obscene acts with him yet as she did them all of the time with you. Made up of course.

What, like a blumpkin?

 

[peil]

Self mutilation's a bit of a drastic response isn't it?

Mate, anything for a quiet life

Ouch indeed but I know the brown adrenalin runs down his legs everytime we pass as I have never meted out retribution, but he always thinks it's coming and that is better. Psychological warfare can be as
destructive in certain circumstances.

panics when passing you on the stairs?

I wouldn't be able to resist asking him if she'd done random obscene acts with him yet as she did them all of the time with you. Made up of course.

"Son, there isn't a hole in that womans body I haven't desecrated before you"

 

[Charmless Man]

No insult implied. Simply an observation you know what I believe are common terms in homosexuals circles

I'm not sure why you'd mention it then.

I think I've missed something here.

I've been called a ponce.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

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"Son, there isn't a hole in that womans body I haven't desecrated before you"

Of course the 3 somes with her fit neice dried up a bit after the first few months ....

She stopped doing that thing with the hoover nozzle after a year or two and the lazy cow eventually stopped hoovering the carpets too.

Ah yes Christmas I remember the love making on the sheepskin rug in front of the fire and then she'd join in with me and her mate afterwards ...

etc.

 

[Charmless Man]

"Son, there isn't a hole in that womans body I haven't desecrated before you"

Tees up too easy an insult:

"Aye, but then my cock isn't thin enough to fit in her nostrils."

 

[Sebasaurus II]

I
I've been called a ponce.

"I called him a ponce, and now I'm calling you one - PONCE!"

 

[peil]

Tees up too easy an insult:

"Aye, but then my cock isn't thin enough to fit in her nostrils."

Just say you pissed all over her face, as she hung backwards off the bed, hard to disprove, especially once you point out she's obviously bought new sheets for a reason

 

[Deleted User 2893]

agreed. all means nothing without pics. if she's a brass then she's almost certainly online.

Depends, crack whores tend not to have websites

 

[Sebasaurus II]

Depends, crack whores tend not to have websites

She's not a crack whore though. And she has a website.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I spent one evening of time and money on an old flame from school. at the end of the evening she told me she already had a boyfriend. never again.

Forgetful, was she?

 

[monkeytassle]

Forgetful, was she?

smoking f***ing hot. I was gutted.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

this is very prescient given the conversation I had with my junior this morning. she's a bit of a social high flyer on the London scene so everything is a drama.

we were talking about her friend and a potential romance. She said

"mt, do you think this guy is gay?"


without hesitation after looking at his photo it's obvious he is

turns out her friend has been on 6, yes 6 separate evenings with him. she doesn't want to be humiliated if she then turns it into a dating scenario and he turns out to be gay.

already I'm staggered by the complexity.

I suggested she sleeps with him to find out. apparently this is absolutely not a done thing. the relationahsip stages are friends, close friends, dating, boyfriend"

I give up.

This is one area the north east is much better at that London.

Go for a night out up north, couple of Bacardi breezers and the bird is dripping like a broken fridge. In London its bottles of expensive wine, theatre and still no promises of getting balls deep

She's not a crack whore though. And she has a website.

east London prostitute? definitely a crack whore

 

[Sebasaurus II]

This is one area the north east is much better at that London.

Go for a night out up north, couple of Bacardi breezers and the bird is dripping like a broken fridge. In London its bottles of expensive wine, theatre and still no promises of getting balls deep

Yeah. None of that's true at all really though mate, unfortunately. You keep telling yourself that though.

east London prostitute? definitely a crack whore

Yeah. Nah. She's a whore, she's not strong out on gear though, she's just a bit dim and has serious daddy issues. She's a textbook case. She started out on the pole iirc.

 

[CraigyLee]

Yeah. None of that's true at all really though mate, unfortunately. You keep telling yourself that though.
.

You're defending London like you live there mate do you?

 

[Cockney Mackem]

People watch Sex And The City and think that's what real life's like and they have to copy it.

Reginald D Hunter does an excellent routine about Sex and the City on this very topic. That show was written by a woman who thinks that if she meets up with her ex for dinner and ends up snogging him, her current fella will sulk for a bit then buy her jewellery.