FIFA officials arrested by Swiss cops..

[Herecomesthesun]

To be fair as an American I would like to thank you lot for giving us your greatest export since the Beatles in John Oliver. This is epic and can't wait to see his show next week. BTW he tweeted a picture of a bucket of bud light lime today with the headline, "Champagne," above it.

 

[Brett]

Jack Warner is talking now, saying he has an avalanche of secrets and can provided links to fifa and the elections in Trinidad

 

[Gaz]

Jack Warner is talking now, saying he has an avalanche of secrets and can provided links to fifa and the elections in Trinidad

He was always going to be the one that dropped everyone in it wasn't he

 

[---Nemo---]

Warner is singing now. Fingers crossed this doesn't buy him out of jail time.

 

[The Exile]

Warner is singing now. Fingers crossed this doesn't buy him out of jail time.

I'd welcome a plea bargain which sees his sentence reduced to being Keano's manservant.

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Jack Warner is talking now, saying he has an avalanche of secrets and can provided links to fifa and the elections in Trinidad

As long as the evidence is there to back up what he says. Otherwise any lawyer with half a brain will easily paint him as not a credible witness as he's such a gobshite

 

[---Nemo---]

I'd welcome a plea bargain which sees his sentence reduced to being Keano's manservant.

Oh yes.

As long as the evidence is there to back up what he says. Otherwise any lawyer with half a brain will easily paint him as not a credible witness as he's such a gobshite

Claims he has documents implicating Blatter.

 

[Laeotaekhun]

I think that what has been presented, so far, is only the hors-d'œuvre and I'm salivating at what the rest of the menu may comprise of!

 

[The Exile]

FAI now in the shite. I half expected the irish fella to say the five million was just resting in his account.

 

[Gaz]

FAI now in the shite. I half expected the irish fella to say the five million was just resting in his account.

Just heard that. How the fuck can they get away with that

 

[Norton]

FAI now in the shite. I half expected the irish fella to say the five million was just resting in his account.

Ah, wud ye like a cuppa tea? Go on, go on , go on!