Have you ever had a dream about an SMBer?

[monkeytassle]

Check your card works while you're there , I'll buy the food. You're buying the drink

Awesome. Two asahi

 

[Gingga]

I dreamt I saw greedy on a traffic cone in hampstead.

I would take pleasure in knocking the **** over, don't think anybody has ever getting under my skin so much in my life as much as him.

 

[greedminds]

Awesome. Two asahi

I prefer Sapporo to asahi tbh

 

[Lewberry pie]

I would take pleasure in knocking the **** over, don't think anybody has ever getting under my skin so much in my life as much as him.

what's he done like?

 

[Bamber]

I had a dream that @LadyMuck knocked on me door and gave me a gingerbread man. Lady Muck then left and I went in the kitchen and decided to eat the gingerbread man. At this point @Nasum calls me and tells me not to eat the gingerbread man. Nasum reckons its been poisoned. I tell nasum thats hes daft and put the phone down. I eat the gingerbread man and its a very nice gingerbread man. I even text Lady Muck to tell her how good it was, to which she replies with a smiley. I put the tele on and theres a news report. Somebody has been killed in a suspected poisoning. Im shitting it at this point, has Muck poisoned me?

I call @vote quimby and ask him what the craic is. He tells me that Muck is going around poisoning all the SMB'ers that she "WADNT". At this point theres a news update on tbe tele, @Bishop Mackem was the poor sod who got poisoned and has died. Im proper scared now, and call all the other SMB members.. @ollie c, @greedminds, @chriswallace85 and @ChrisAshley have all died. @tunstall birdman somehow lives, she mustnt have reached him yet.

I go to the hospital, on the way I pass a rather ill looking @dennis longhorn at a bus stop, Muck has got him anarl. I get tested and it turns out I have not been poisoned, the gingerbread man was ricin-free. Muck is arrested and sentenced to 12 months on the FTB forum.

I live, safe in the knowledge that Lady Muck reckons Im a wad.

 

[David M]

I dreamt of one the other night! Was very surreal especially since I've never met him!

It's ok, I often have this effect on women. Reality is 10x better than any dream.

Cheesy as fuck.

 

[Charmless Man]

I would take pleasure in knocking the **** over, don't think anybody has ever getting under my skin so much in my life as much as him.

You behoove me, and @greedminds. And you do not want a call from him at home.

 

[chriswallace85]

Cat Ryan's magnificent melons have appeared once or twice.

Anyone?

I would take pleasure in knocking the **** over, don't think anybody has ever getting under my skin so much in my life as much as him.

Fuckin' hell mate. Take a deep breath and step away from the internet.

 

[Deleted member 27897]

Well?

I had a dream before the mags game in feb.

My dream was that we went 8-0 down in the first 10 mins and there was a meltdown on here

 

[chriswallace85]

I had a dream that @LadyMuck knocked on me door and gave me a gingerbread man. Lady Muck then left and I went in the kitchen and decided to eat the gingerbread man. At this point @Nasum calls me and tells me not to eat the gingerbread man. Nasum reckons its been poisoned. I tell nasum thats hes daft and put the phone down. I eat the gingerbread man and its a very nice gingerbread man. I even text Lady Muck to tell her how good it was, to which she replies with a smiley. I put the tele on and theres a news report. Somebody has been killed in a suspected poisoning. Im shitting it at this point, has Muck poisoned me?

I call @vote quimby and ask him what the craic is. He tells me that Muck is going around poisoning all the SMB'ers that she "WADNT". At this point theres a news update on tbe tele, @Bishop Mackem was the poor sod who got poisoned and has died. Im proper scared now, and call all the other SMB members.. @ollie c, @greedminds, @chriswallace85 and @ChrisAshley have all died. @tunstall birdman somehow lives, she mustnt have reached him yet.

I go to the hospital, on the way I pass a rather ill looking @dennis longhorn at a bus stop, Muck has got him anarl. I get tested and it turns out I have not been poisoned, the gingerbread man was ricin-free. Muck is arrested and sentenced to 12 months on the FTB forum.

I live, safe in the knowledge that Lady Muck reckons Im a wad.

One does not qualify for this sackless scenario.

 

[Andy Reids Love Chil]

The user in my dream is actually in this thread!

Gerrin!