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Mag in the bar opposite - reckons Europa League

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Done a stock take today and had the wireless on listening to those jammy sods.

Anyway, just been over to the bar for a pint or two and a few mags have crawled out of the woodwork. One lad, (who i think is from up the road at Trimdon and has a speech impediment, i often get his orders mixed up), reckons they will beat Villa/Toffees and draw with West Brom. He reckons 3 points off Europa League by early Jan, (cannot work that one out).

Of course i told him everyone is beating each other and Villa will probably beat yous, but he laughed and the deluded numskill ordered another pint of Skol for him and his lass, (who looked like an unwashed version of Waynetta Slob).

Well, i'm off to the Catholic Club with Grits, (works for local council) and shorty, (works at bus depot), for the Christmas do, there is a turn on, its 3 singing nuns from the Convent near Boro, they are called 'Sister Matic'.
 

TerrysChippie said:
Done a stock take today and had the wireless on listening to those jammy sods.

Anyway, just been over to the bar for a pint or two and a few mags have crawled out of the woodwork. One lad, (who i think is from up the road at Trimdon and has a speech impediment, i often get his orders mixed up), reckons they will beat Villa/Toffees and draw with West Brom. He reckons 3 points off Europa League by early Jan, (cannot work that one out).

Of course i told him everyone is beating each other and Villa will probably beat yous, but he laughed and the deluded numskill ordered another pint of Skol for him and his lass, (who looked like an unwashed version of Waynetta Slob).

Well, i'm off to the Catholic Club with Grits, (works for local council) and shorty, (works at bus depot), for the Christmas do, there is a turn on, its 3 singing nuns from the Convent near Boro, they are called 'Sister Matic'.
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:lol:
 
heroesof73 said:
Not for stocktaking you don't :lol:
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You do if you have a contract to supply already cooked fish to a local care home whose fryer has broken down. So, i am off to deliver 40 cooked fillets of cod, (350g-500g), tomorrow morning marra to the care home for their Xmas knees up. They are sitting nicely boxed in the walkin fridge ;)
 
TerrysChippie said:
Done a stock take today and had the wireless on listening to those jammy sods.

Anyway, just been over to the bar for a pint or two and a few mags have crawled out of the woodwork. One lad, (who i think is from up the road at Trimdon and has a speech impediment, i often get his orders mixed up), reckons they will beat Villa/Toffees and draw with West Brom. He reckons 3 points off Europa League by early Jan, (cannot work that one out).

Of course i told him everyone is beating each other and Villa will probably beat yous, but he laughed and the deluded numskill ordered another pint of Skol for him and his lass, (who looked like an unwashed version of Waynetta Slob).

Well, i'm off to the Catholic Club with Grits, (works for local council) and shorty, (works at bus depot), for the Christmas do, there is a turn on, its 3 singing nuns from the Convent near Boro, they are called 'Sister Matic'.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
TerrysChippie said:
You do if you have a contract to supply already cooked fish to a local care home whose fryer has broken down. So, i am off to deliver 40 cooked fillets of cod, (350g-500g), tomorrow morning marra to the care home for their Xmas knees up. They are sitting nicely boxed in the walkin fridge ;)
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be minging when warmed up then :lol:
Must be in a care home for the Obese anarl size of them portions :lol::lol:
 
heroesof73 said:
be minging when warmed up then :lol:
Must be in a care home for the Obese anarl size of them portions :lol::lol:
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I have a special method to reheat the next day, (secret of the Fish Fryer's Guild Federation Affiliated). Also, it is an 80 bed care home, so each portion will halved marra.
 
TerrysChippie said:
Done a stock take today and had the wireless on listening to those jammy sods.

Anyway, just been over to the bar for a pint or two and a few mags have crawled out of the woodwork. One lad, (who i think is from up the road at Trimdon and has a speech impediment, i often get his orders mixed up), reckons they will beat Villa/Toffees and draw with West Brom. He reckons 3 points off Europa League by early Jan, (cannot work that one out).

Of course i told him everyone is beating each other and Villa will probably beat yous, but he laughed and the deluded numskill ordered another pint of Skol for him and his lass, (who looked like an unwashed version of Waynetta Slob).

Well, i'm off to the Catholic Club with Grits, (works for local council) and shorty, (works at bus depot), for the Christmas do, there is a turn on, its 3 singing nuns from the Convent near Boro, they are called 'Sister Matic'.
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I was talking to Klopper(ex merseyside police horse), wrongfully suspected of the theft of carrots from Sergeant Shankley's(boyhood everton fan) locker.
He said "Neigh chance PISTON(trophies, fast cars, pretty girls) lad, are you f*cking daft?"!!!
 
Had similar with Jimmy the Slab in the local (he's known as 'the Slab' cos he once beat up a foreigner with a crate of fosters). Anyway, Graham from Windy Nook (Darren's half cousin via Sheila from the Spar) was sat next to Liam from the post office (ex army) who says that the mags were claiming they were back in with a top 4 shout. The young'n from the fruit and veg shop, Dub Step Ali (Asian lad with the peg leg) soon put him right, said the defence was weak as piss, which was met with a round of applause from the committee, who were just settling in for the vote on the matter of the toastie machine (turns out Antonio the chef (real name Simon, from Ferryhill, but once worked for Anglos Pizzas in Low Fell) has been pocketing money for toasties when on shift and not going through the till.
 
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