Name our planet.

[Gelan]

Before you protest...Mars is not called "Red dust" Saturn is not called "Ringed planet" and Uranus is not called "Gas Giant" though you could argue the case in a literal way.

My choice is "Home"

 

[Hettonlass]

Sir David Attenborough

 

[Mercia Blackcat]

Shithole

 

[Secret Visage]

Bob

 

[Roker Mackem]

Before you protest...Mars is not called "Red dust" Saturn is not called "Ringed planet" and Uranus is not called "Gas Giant" though you could argue the case in a literal way.

My choice is "Home"

They are called Mars, Saturn, Uranus and Earth mate.

 

[High Entropy]

127.0.0.1

 

[Gelan]

They are called Mars, Saturn, Uranus and Earth mate.

Exactly...proper names that don't refer to their general surface covering.

 

[Sporty]

Earthy McEarthface

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[Far Tibetan Mountain]

Before you protest...Mars is not called "Red dust" Saturn is not called "Ringed planet" and Uranus is not called "Gas Giant" though you could argue the case in a literal way.

My choice is "Home"

Your premise is fatally flawed mate. We call the soil "earth" after the name of the planet. We don't call earth "Earth" because the top layer is covered in Soil, otherwise the planet would be called "Soil."

 

[Sporty]

Your premise is fatally flawed mate. We call the soil "earth" after the name of the planet. We don't call earth "Earth" because the top layer is covered in Soil, otherwise the planet would be called "Soil."

Mods, can you please grandfather paradox forum this post!

 

[look out piano]

Death planet, because everything dies eventually.

 

[Gelan]

Your premise is fatally flawed mate. We call the soil "earth" after the name of the planet. We don't call earth "Earth" because the top layer is covered in Soil, otherwise the planet would be called "Soil."

I know that, but if Aliens come they'll think we actually did name it after the soil, and unfortunately we couldn't prove otherwise.

Death planet, because everything dies eventually.

Sadly for some, I go on forever

 

[look out piano]

I know that, but if Aliens come they'll think we actually did name it after the soil, and unfortunately we couldn't prove otherwise.

Sadly for some, I go on forever

Are you a vampire or a ghost ?

 

[Gelan]

Your premise is fatally flawed mate. We call the soil "earth" after the name of the planet. We don't call earth "Earth" because the top layer is covered in Soil, otherwise the planet would be called "Soil."

It's a fun thread...I don't have a "serious" gland

Are you a vampire or a ghost ?

We are all ghosts...if you hold no hatred in your soul, death is almost seamless.

Nb: Be good maths, don't spend eternity in the recycle bin...better known as Poltergeist central.

 

[Far Tibetan Mountain]

I know that, but if Aliens come they'll think we actually did name it after the soil, and unfortunately we couldn't prove otherwise.

Sadly for some, I go on forever

Tgey wouldnt like, as the planet is called Earth, not Soil. I therefore propose we name the planet "Soil," in order to confuse the aforementioned alien's so they don't invade.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Before you protest...Mars is not called "Red dust" Saturn is not called "Ringed planet" and Uranus is not called "Gas Giant" though you could argue the case in a literal way.

My choice is "Home"

U-anus

 

[Gelan]

Tgey wouldnt like, as the planet is called Earth, not Soil. I therefore propose we name the planet "Soil," in order to confuse the aforementioned alien's so they don't invade.

Can't argue with that mate...mainly 'cos I'm knocking one out ATM

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Your premise is fatally flawed mate. We call the soil "earth" after the name of the planet. We don't call earth "Earth" because the top layer is covered in Soil, otherwise the planet would be called "Soil."

Yanks say dirt, imagine the -lanes being call DIRT

 

[turnthetide3]

Tertiary Boulder from Old Sol

 

[Gelan]

Yanks say dirt, imagine the -lanes being call DIRT

The planet "SOD" has a good vibe