SMBwatch

[mini-x2]

Just spotted @Fletch sheepishly emerging from the bushes between the Puma centre and Sainsbury's after a spot of dogging (including decoy dog) about half an hour ago.
Any more sightings of SMBers lately in compromising situations?

 

[Fletch]

Wow

 

[mini-x2]

Also saw @Dave Herbal coming out of the Closet (bar) last weekend

 

[Dave Herbal]

Also saw @Dave Herbal coming out of the Closet (bar) last weekend

Ah! Were you one of the blokes with knockers?

 

[td586]

@mini-x2 coming out of matalan yesterday and putting his clothes in an aphrodite bag...

 

[Sneech]

@mini-x2 coming out of matalan yesterday and putting his clothes in an aphrodite bag...

Years ago I was round his looking through his admittedly impressive vinyl collection and erm borrowed a Beloved album without permission.

When I got it home it had a f***ing Kiss album inside.

 

[Goat Eyes]

I spotted Sneech asking to borrow a pund for his bus fare home in the underpass where Bon Marche was.

 

[Becs]

Saw @Amber doing her gardening in a bikini on Sunday. Liquorice torpedoes spring to mind.

 

[Amber]

Saw @Amber doing her gardening in a bikini on Sunday. Liquorice torpedoes spring to mind.

You loved every second of it, was that a chainsaw or were you just happy to see me

 

[forzamilansafc]

I seen @Doberman walking through Park Lane at about half 2 this afternoon wearing high heels and a frock

 

[mini-x2]

@mini-x2 coming out of matalan yesterday and putting his clothes in an aphrodite bag...

I never shop at either but you are my stalker after all

 

[LadyMuck]

Spotted @mini-x2 swagging out of Pretty Green earlier. Bags galore!

 

[Goat Eyes]

Spotted @mini-x2 swagging out of Pretty Green earlier. Bags galore!

LadyMuck, spotted in a rerun of Footballers Wives.

 

[mini-x2]

Spotted @mini-x2 swagging out of Pretty Green earlier. Bags galore!

Reported

 

[Sneech]

Was panhandling earlier in my usual spot in the underpass where Bon Marche was and I'm sure I saw @Goat Eyes

Looked like he was arguing with a couple of right strange looking characters. Couldn't be certain but I'm sure they were saying he had no crack and no mates or something like that.

Can't say I disagree with them mind

 

[mini-x2]

Was panhandling earlier in my usual spot in the underpass where Bon Marche was and I'm sure I saw @Goat Eyes

Looked like he was arguing with a couple of right strange looking characters. Couldn't be certain but I'm sure they were saying he had no crack and no mates or something like that.

Can't say I disagree with them mind

Are Siddall and Wilfy back on the scene like?

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Spotted @mini-x2 swagging out of Pretty Green earlier. Bags galore!

Probably still security tagged an arl

You loved every second of it, was that a chainsaw or were you just happy to see me

I know Becs has a few blunt teeth but.....actually I don't know where I'm going with this one

 

[Sneech]

Are Siddall and Wilfy back on the scene like?

At least tag canoe feet in man

@Wilfy

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Saw @Amber doing her gardening in a bikini on Sunday. Liquorice torpedoes spring to mind.

Are you saying she takes allsorts or am I reading this wrong ? I need to come off this thread sharpish

 

[mini-x2]

At least tag canoe feet in man

@Wilfy

There’s been talk of them doing a remake of the film ‘Twins’ with them two to launch the new studios up here I’ve heard