which footballer do you look like?

[The Silky Assassin]

Jamie Lawrence

 

[riffraff]

Im a sort of mash up of Beckham & Ronaldo with a bit of Larsson, Cana and Vergini hoyed in for the mackem wimmen market me like.

 

[Slackythemackem]

A fat Phil Stamp, the old boro player.

 

[Deano]

Carlos Valderrama

 

[Tin Soldier]

Any of Golden Gordon's team from Ripping Yarns !!!!

 

[davoak]

Apparently RVP

Fuck off!!!!!! Ravenellis grandfather maybees

Got told I look like Phil stamp, wounded!

 

[SAFC 2012]

Akinbiyi

 

[Epping]

I used to get ian rush or john aldridge.
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yes i had a shit tache

 

[mackembhoy]

Been called juan mata by people although I'd say an uglier version.

 

[Daffy]

Fuck off!!!!!! Ravenellis grandfather maybees

Got told I look like Phil stamp, wounded!

Sorry meant RIP

 

[Spaceturtle]

Teddy sheringham

 

[Laeotaekhun]

Me, a little bit like seb Larsson after 26 pints,...

you?

Does Ross Kemp play football?

 

[Crammy Mackem]

Actually one of the lads said I looked like Scott Brown.

I no longer bic my heed.

 

[the streaker]

John Sheridan ex Forest/Sheff Wed and Leeds player....

 

[HebburnMackem]

Dean Whitehead

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[pork pie]

Ive been told Ian Dowie. And yes the women love me.