Ladies? All the Ladies...

[look out piano]

I'd go in prior and try to book an appointment for a specific day @CatRyan, the smoky eyelid is a good look, but not the smudged stuff on the lower ones (a little quality eyeliner and mascara will suffice). Don't let them get heavy handed on the blusher/bronzer either

 

[Boris Bear]

They've split up man. Keep up at the back.

This was the reason they split up

 

[Panhead]

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[spitfire]

Some poor fucker is ganna cop it

 

[lord of light]

No idea. I'm rubbish at both make up and dates

could be a link there becs - dont hit me!!!!

Some poor fucker is ganna cop it

yup - nowt like angry sex!!!!!

 

[maygo]

Do it like this

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Not like this

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looks like this

 

[oROSSo]

Both my daughters are make up experts of the highest calibre, my youngest has over 30, 000 followers on instagram for makeup

She is class tbf

 

[5underland]

Women wear make up? Id have thought turning up and having boobs would have distracted him from any effort made on the make up.

 

[Skandhaless]

Some poor fucker is ganna cop it

Can you imagine , poor twat, she will look to all intents and purposes normal . Then Kapowee... Cat city with all the mentleness that represents .

 

[a1970man]

 

[Big Duke Six]

Ah right must have missed that one

He's now a new member of Iron Maiden.

 

[Deleted member 4700]

So, the bangers have now gone south so the punters have to look up, am I reading this right?

 

[becs]

could be a link there becs - dont hit me!!!!

Hey, on my last date I spent a whole 15 minutes getting ready

 

[Skandhaless]

Hey, on my last date I spent a whole 15 minutes getting ready

Having a sandwich and a crap is not " getting ready "

 

[karlm14]

She is class tbf

 

[smoker]

They've split up man. Keep up at the back.

So it wasn't 'a friend' after all, what a surprise.

She'll be expecting him to babysit the bairn while she gets her back doors smashed in.

 

[Twelve3]

And here I thought most of you f*ckers were lads...

 

[RichD]

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Or you could always go for the byker look !

 

[Charmless Man]

So it wasn't 'a friend' after all, what a surprise.

She'll be expecting him to babysit the bairn while she gets her back doors smashed in.

Not quite sure what you're going on about. She's never claimed her ex boyfriend was her 'friend' as far as I'm aware.

 

[Mr Redknapp]

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Or you could always go for the byker look !

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